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Old 12-26-2007, 10:55 AM   Topic Starter
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to your mother-in-law? I have plans for later this evening. Should be epic. The harpy is terrified of mice, so I bought six of the little fuckers and I intend to release them in "her suite" later on while she takes her two hour post-dinner "shower."

How about you? Please do share.

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Old 12-26-2007, 10:57 AM   #2
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:58 AM   #3
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I can't top that one.
It's actually rather benign, but she claims to have a "bad heart," so I'll have my fingers crossed.
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:02 AM   #4
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Donger, do you rent your services out for harpy M-I-L's?
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:04 AM   #5
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Donger, do you rent your services out for harpy M-I-L's?
No.
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:13 AM   #6
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:00 PM   #7
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It's actually rather benign, but she claims to have a "bad heart," so I'll have my fingers crossed.
instead of crossing your fingers, just think "boom"
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:02 AM   #8
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Explained to her that Bob Dole played by her rules when he was in HER home, so she could stay in a ****ing hotel if she didn't feel compelled to return the courtesy.

So she stayed in a hotel.
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:04 AM   #9
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Explained to her that Bob Dole played by her rules when he was in HER home, so she could stay in a ****ing hotel if she didn't feel compelled to return the courtesy.

So she stayed in a hotel.
Where's the fun in that?
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:07 AM   #10
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Where's the fun in that?
The fun was in being able to get home from work at 1am and not be awakened by some rude bitch who crawled out of bed at 5am on Saturday morning and sang at the top of her ****ing lungs for 2 hours.
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:08 AM   #11
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The fun was in being able to get home from work at 1am and not be awakened by some rude bitch who crawled out of bed at 5am on Saturday morning and sang at the top of her ****ing lungs for 2 hours.
What (and why) did she sing?
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:11 AM   #12
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What (and why) did she sing?
Bob Dole doesn't remember any specific tunes. She was just one of those annoyingly cheerful morning people who arose at 5am and thought anyone who didn't was a lazy piece of shit. Which completely ignored tha fact that the lazy piece of shit paid for the house she was invading and was working well after she was drooling on the guest pillows.
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:06 AM   #13
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:08 AM   #14
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I must have had the only M-I-L that would be considered the best M-I-L that anyone could have.

I've heard quite a few of the horror stories of other M-I-L's and some of them sound pretty bad.

Hope you get the inheritance that you want from the harpy one.
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:08 AM   #15
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You'd probably have to ask her. I've always been pretty respectful, I believe.

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