Life so how do you guys feel about punching females? - Page 6

CHENZ A! · 05-26-2008, 08:54 PM

In the face I mean...

I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death.

Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch.

I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night.

I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay.

Any legal advice would be much appreciated.

What would it take for you to punch a broad?

**QuikSsurfer** · 05-26-2008, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

MAN OF STEEL

Chuck Norris

FAX · 05-26-2008, 10:18 PM

As for the actual question, I'm not sure that punching females is at all acceptable behavior. Far better, I think, to grab them by the hair and repeatedly slam their head into the bar. That technique is certain to straighten a girl out by the second or third slam.

FAX

**Skip Towne** · 05-26-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Yes, women are weak lilies.

Says Humpty Dumpty

Chiefs Pantalones · 05-26-2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

As for the actual question, I'm not sure that punching females is at all acceptable behavior. Far better, I think, to grab them by the hair and repeatedly slam their head into the bar. That technique is certain to straighten a girl out by the second or third slam.

FAX

Before you hit them, grab their boobs. It's only fair. They have touched you in a non-appropriate way, it's only fair that before you Steven Segal their asses you violate them that way.

**Bugeater** · 05-26-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Just out of curiosity, how big are you?

He's bigger than JoeSomebody:

FAX · 05-26-2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Before you hit them, grab their boobs. It's only fair. They have touched you in a non-appropriate way, it's only fair that before you Steve Segal their asses you violate them that way.

I couldn't agree more, Mr. Vanilla Thunder. I've always found that a double boob slap sets the tone for an evening of mixed-sex violence.

FAX

Chiefs Pantalones · 05-26-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

I couldn't agree more, Mr. Vanilla Thunder. I've always found that a double boob slap sets the tone for an evening of mixed-sex violence.

FAX

Mixed-sex violence is the only answer.

Hammock Parties · 05-26-2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Mixed-sex violence is the only answer.

That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-foot-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

Chiefs Pantalones · 05-26-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

You want to have sex with a girl that age ranges from 4-10? That's ****ed up, GC. haha

CHENZ A! · 05-26-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Just out of curiosity, how big are you?

6'3" 190

**Rausch** · 05-26-2008, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

6'3" 190

Good thing I know your weakness, superman...

Pablo · 05-26-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

Wow..did ya have to?

Coach · 05-26-2008, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

Indefensible....

Hammock Parties · 05-26-2008, 10:49 PM

4-foot-10 you dumbasses.

**banyon** · 05-26-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

That's why I want to have sex with a girl who's like 4-10. So I can throw her around like a ragdoll.

ECHELON just snagged your IP.

05-26-2008, 08:54 PM
CHENZ A! pimping hoes + clocking a grip Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $9977569	so how do you guys feel about punching females? In the face I mean... I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death. Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch. I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night. I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay. Any legal advice would be much appreciated. What would it take for you to punch a broad?
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05-26-2008, 10:18 PM	#77
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	As for the actual question, I'm not sure that punching females is at all acceptable behavior. Far better, I think, to grab them by the hair and repeatedly slam their head into the bar. That technique is certain to straighten a girl out by the second or third slam. FAX
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05-26-2008, 10:49 PM	#89
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $3200478	4-foot-10 you dumbasses. __________________ Chiefs game films
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