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Old 08-10-2008, 12:28 AM  
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Hamas gets jumped

So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:45 AM   #76
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:48 AM   #77
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Exactly.

Jaco Pastorius was killed in a bar fight.

Brilliant people from all walks of life are killed for no reason.

Don't be another statistic.
1 in 50 is a statistic.

How many presidents are there again?...
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:55 AM   #78
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Dude, what the hell?


She shouldn't be throwing her beer on anybody, but the fact is, you have to realize that casually throwing out remarks about people's race is going to offend them. Even if you're right. If you asked me "what do I look like?" and I said "A black guy" you'ld want to beat the shit out of me right then and there. That doesn't give her any right to start throwing shit at you, but I'll bet that's a FAR cry from what you'ld do to somebody else if a stranger just started casually talking about your race. My bet is, you had some kind of sarcastic tone too.


Then, the ultimate in dumbassery is to go back out and start shit with a woman in front of a bunch of dudes. Even though she deserved to get some of her own medicine, you have to know that you're going to get fucked up. Dudes are looking for reasons to fight, and any guy giving some woman shit, even if she deserves it, is like a winning lotto ticket for these redneck a$$holes.


Hope you heal up alright though man. Sucks to get jumped.
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:00 AM   #79
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Dude, what the hell?


She shouldn't be throwing her beer on anybody, but the fact is, you have to realize that casually throwing out remarks about people's race is going to offend them. Even if you're right. If you asked me "what do I look like?" and I said "A black guy" you'ld want to beat the shit out of me right then and there.
I'm not Hamas, but.. I wouldn't.

Of course, I'm white. You could call me a "The Man", and I wouldn't really care.

BTW is Hamas black? That'd be news to me.

I guess my point is that... either way... it's not a big deal.
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:04 AM   #80
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:06 AM   #81
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Hamas is a goofy ginger.
I prefer the goofy Mary Ann
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:07 AM   #82
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I prefer the goofy Mary Ann


Likewise.
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:09 AM   #83
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Hamas is a goofy ginger.
Stupid ass.

There are rules to fighting.

The first one is to always fight a ginger when possible...
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:30 AM   #84
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Stupid ass.

There are rules to fighting.

The first one is to always fight a ginger when possible...
The first rule of fighting gingers is...you never talk about fighting gingers.
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:31 AM   #85
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The first rule of fighting gingers is...you never talk about fighting gingers.
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:39 AM   #86
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Hamas is an agro douchebag in REAL LIFE too!!

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Old 08-10-2008, 03:22 AM   #87
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I just picture this face screaming at said chinese girl before fight ensues.


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Old 08-10-2008, 05:14 AM   #89
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I bet she was Japanese.
Or a guy wanting to be a girl?
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