Life Does your wife or significant other let you go to strip clubs? - Page 6

BWillie · 01-09-2009, 02:26 AM

How short of a leash are you on?

kc rush · 01-09-2009, 12:20 PM

I don't think she is excited about me going to one, but she doesn't say anything unless I was to spend a lot of money. Granted, I have only gone for bachelor parties and on a couple of other occasions.

Mama Hip Rockets · 01-09-2009, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

As a veteran of many such outings when I was single, I don't understand why a married man would want to go to a strip club.

seriously, WTF? first of all, why would a married man want to go to a strip club? secondly, why would a wife be okay with it? i don't get it.

jspchief · 01-09-2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thurman merman

seriously, WTF? first of all, why would a married man want to go to a strip club? secondly, why would a wife be okay with it? i don't get it.

1. Because all his single buddies are going there on a night when he had plans to hang with them?

2. Because she's not an insecure, controlling bitch?

Mama Hip Rockets · 01-09-2009, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief

1. Because all his single buddies are going there on a night when he had plans to hang with them?

2. Because she's not an insecure, controlling bitch?

so if i don't want my wife to be a stripper, would that make me an insecure, controlling bitch?

RaiderH8r · 01-09-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thurman merman

seriously, WTF? first of all, why would a married man want to go to a strip club? secondly, why would a wife be okay with it? i don't get it.

Because, in this country, if a man has a stack of singles and wants to see some non-native poon he can do that without some overbearing bitch giving him the smothering by mothering treatment. That's why. Christ, I swear, some women have to honestly believe that we men would just wander around in traffic playing with our own feces if they weren't around to give us a firm, guiding hand through the trevails of life.

**Bowser** · 01-09-2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Because, in this country, if a man has a stack of singles and wants to see some non-native poon he can do that without some overbearing bitch giving him the smothering by mothering treatment. That's why. Christ, I swear, some women have to honestly believe that we men would just wander around in traffic playing with our own feces if they weren't around to give us a firm, guiding hand through the trevails of life.

RaiderH8r · 01-09-2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thurman merman

so if i don't want my wife to be a stripper, would that make me an insecure, controlling bitch?

No, that would make you fiscally ignorant of how much cabbage those little hookers rake in...almost entirely tax free.

Of course stripping generally comes with the strippers lifestyle. There may be a couple of broads out there who can separate the two but I've never met one that could and the lifestyle is different and not usually condusive to certain relationship arrangements.

Demonpenz · 01-09-2009, 12:43 PM

i put a hot wheels car in their stretch marks vrrooom

RaiderH8r · 01-09-2009, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

i put a hot wheels car in their stretch marks vrrooom

I used to touch them in their no no hole and make them call me "Uncle Ricky".

Que Card QB · 01-09-2009, 12:47 PM

Been a while but the wife and I used to like to go occasionally together. She doesn't care if I go and I don't care if she goes. But it's too expensive anymore and we have a child now. Grandma might not care to baby sit while we're out getting lap dances. I guess we could tell her we were going to the movies but we'd come back smelling all non-cinema-ish.

raybec 4 · 01-09-2009, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

No, that would make you fiscally ignorant of how much cabbage those little hookers rake in...almost entirely tax free.
Of course stripping generally comes with the strippers lifestyle. There may be a couple of broads out there who can separate the two but I've never met one that could and the lifestyle is different and not usually condusive to certain relationship arrangements.

They do make a lot o' cheese but most of those hoochies have some kind of habit to go along with it. You may get a lot of the working my way through school stories but people who believe them also just won the lottery in Nigeria.

RaiderH8r · 01-09-2009, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4

They do make a lot o' cheese but most of those hoochies have some kind of habit to go along with it. You may get a lot of the working my way through school stories but people who believe them also just won the lottery in Nigeria.

Oh yeah, that's "the lifestyle". It usually comes with the girl. If you can deal you may be in for an amusing ride. But, just like at the fair, you better know when to get off or you may end up puking all over yourself. I think that metaphor derailed but I don't really care enough to fix it. Most folks get the idea.

RaiderH8r · 01-09-2009, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Que Card QB

Been a while but the wife and I used to like to go occasionally together. She doesn't care if I go and I don't care if she goes. But it's too expensive anymore and we have a child now. Grandma might not care to baby sit while we're out getting lap dances. I guess we could tell her we were going to the movies but we'd come back smelling all non-cinema-ish.

non-cinema-ish=Vanilla fields + used snizz + cigarette smoke + a sprinkling of cheap, flat beer.

**Bowser** · 01-09-2009, 12:51 PM

Eh, when you're young you think you actually have a chance to bang these chicks. The older you get, you just realize you're throwing money at hot chicks that won't do anything else other than give you a nice set of blueballs (the condition, not the poster).

The wife would probably be more upset at the thought of me just dumping money out than actually gawking at nekkid chicks.

**Bugeater** · 01-09-2009, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

A strip club has nothing to offer for me.

This.

View Poll Results: Does your wife or significant other let you go to strip clubs?
Yes, any time I want.	41	50.00%
Yes, only if she is with me.	9	10.98%
No, she's not happy about it. But it's not the end of the world if I go.	20	24.39%
No, that would be grounds for being fired	12	14.63%
Voters: 82. You may not vote on this poll

01-09-2009, 02:26 AM
BWillie El Gato Gordo Loco Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Earth Casino cash: $1891241	Does your wife or significant other let you go to strip clubs? How short of a leash are you on?
Posts: 46,553

01-09-2009, 12:20 PM	#76
kc rush Blah Blah Blah Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In front of the computer. Casino cash: $3839559	I don't think she is excited about me going to one, but she doesn't say anything unless I was to spend a lot of money. Granted, I have only gone for bachelor parties and on a couple of other occasions.
Posts: 12,557

01-09-2009, 12:43 PM	#83
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $2682136	i put a hot wheels car in their stretch marks vrrooom __________________
Posts: 54,361

01-09-2009, 12:47 PM	#85
Que Card QB Starter Join Date: Oct 2006 Casino cash: $10005622	Been a while but the wife and I used to like to go occasionally together. She doesn't care if I go and I don't care if she goes. But it's too expensive anymore and we have a child now. Grandma might not care to baby sit while we're out getting lap dances. I guess we could tell her we were going to the movies but we'd come back smelling all non-cinema-ish.
Posts: 504

01-09-2009, 12:51 PM	#89
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $2971616	Eh, when you're young you think you actually have a chance to bang these chicks. The older you get, you just realize you're throwing money at hot chicks that won't do anything else other than give you a nice set of blueballs (the condition, not the poster). The wife would probably be more upset at the thought of me just dumping money out than actually gawking at nekkid chicks.
Posts: 101,411