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Old 11-19-2010, 08:12 AM  
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The Fake Matt Cassel

This deserves it's own thread. I hope the guy who started this account is as diligent in updating it as KingNeckBeard. Hilarious.

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Just landed, oh man do I miss my Parents. I miss them almost more than I miss my receivers.
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Just went 11-5 in Black ops, Im the ****ing man. Now If only I can get my team to realize this.
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@NotPhilbaroni HEY! Do you have any advice I can use on the Field to help my guys? I TOTALLY rock but they can't seem to pick up my swag.
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@abland9 Hey, I got a $63 million dollar contract that says I can buy you.
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14 touchdowns, 950 yards, 0 Interceptions, and thats just in practice. Cardinals are ****ED. DEAD MEN WALKING.
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Just watched the Dolphins/Bears game on DVR. I must be seeing things because I swear I saw that dirty Skeleton ****er taking snaps. Weird.
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Old 12-08-2010, 06:00 PM   #76
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Old 12-08-2010, 06:02 PM   #77
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Old 12-11-2010, 07:24 PM   #78
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I didn't go to SD, Haley wanted me to do a bit of Manning hunting here in KC, you know, progress for the LONG TERM. Brodie can protect the ship until I heal. BTW does anybody have the # for Supermans Stem Cell Dr?
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 12-11-2010, 08:58 PM   #79
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Saw that. He also re-tweeted Schefter's tweet about Jamaal's extension. Matt must be pretty excited.

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Old 12-14-2010, 09:37 PM   #80
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Old 12-20-2010, 09:32 AM   #81
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Old 12-23-2010, 06:29 PM   #82
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Old 12-26-2010, 11:02 PM   #83
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Old 12-26-2010, 11:07 PM   #84
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Old 12-26-2010, 11:11 PM   #85
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:53 PM   #86
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:18 PM   #87
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n00b of the year nominations... I'm definitely picking Shogun.
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 12-29-2010, 12:53 AM   #88
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Old 12-29-2010, 06:35 PM   #90
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So I'm guessing it's you?
No, However its either somebody who posts here or lurks
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