The New Name for Sabby Piscatelli

[durtyrute]

In light of his overall suckness I think he should be give a new name for the Planeteers to use for the remainder of his time on this team (which hopefully won't be long).

I'll start.......Sorry BitchAlready

Update: I'm going to take the advice of ol leftnut and keep the names that people seem to like in the OP. I'll try to keep it going throughout his time here I'm sure we can come up with some good ones because "THERE IS ALOT OF SUCK IN THIS ONE"


So Far:

The Shituation
Sally FistaYetti
Useless Mother****er
Crabby Pinchyourbelly
Saggy Pistachio
Shaggy Pitsaresmelly
William Bartee
Sabby Pieceofshitty
Pinky Tucadero
Scabby Puscatelli
Pisspoorcatelli
Saddy leavealready
Shitty Shitatelli
Big Giant Turd
Snookie's Cat
Fist Pump
Beastiality
Sadly PlaysforBerry
Stevie Piscatelli
Crappy Pisspoortackling
Pansy Sisicatelli
Munson
yourmom'sawhore-atelli
Slappy "Scorch."
Guido
Italian Mike Brown.
Sorry Pissed His Belly
Sabby Piss
Burned in Coverage
"Slappy" Pissytelly
"Waived"
Shabby Coveraggi
Worst In The League
Beaten on the Play
"teh Suck"
Sloppy "Slower than a woman with a baby in her belly"
Soggy Pastaroni.