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11-26-2014, 01:29 PM | #76 |
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11-26-2014, 01:30 PM | #77 |
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11-26-2014, 01:31 PM | #78 | |
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I'm anticipating the family sitting around watching one of those home renovation shows on DIY Network and they give a hole patching demonstration and the room goes into an awkward silence with my wife finally reaching her breaking point and spouting off "dad! You could've killed mom!!!" |
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11-26-2014, 01:32 PM | #79 |
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My gf's family aren't drinkers....She loves coming to my family's because we booze it up pretty hard
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11-26-2014, 01:32 PM | #80 |
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we're all related.
...I knew it - our mother was a whore.
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11-26-2014, 01:32 PM | #81 |
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we're all related.
...I knew it - our mother was a whore.
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11-26-2014, 01:33 PM | #82 |
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We are going to my SIL house this year. My Nephew has a new girlfriend who will talk nonstop about vegan organic gluten free bullsh*t. The worst part is trying to look her in the eye's and not looking down at really big boob's. My BIL's sister will be there that is a super Jewish liberal who will get in a big argument with my libertarian Son. Good Times.
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11-26-2014, 01:38 PM | #84 |
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11-26-2014, 01:41 PM | #85 | |
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Instant mashed potatoes went off my menu the second I got married. It was ok for feeding myself, but... And my wife makes the absolute best mashed potatoes ever. They are stunning.
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11-26-2014, 01:42 PM | #86 |
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The worst is really from the point of view of my wife. The first year we had Thanksgiving together, my mother made the bird. My family never ate the drumsticks -- I never even thought about it -- so my mother shows up with a cooked bird and my wife is like "errr...drumsticks?" (her favorite part, of course, her family would fight over them).
Mom: oh, I always throw them out. My wife:
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11-26-2014, 01:43 PM | #87 |
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This thread is great by the way. I think we all need to vent after being forced to be social with family.
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11-26-2014, 01:45 PM | #88 |
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the responses are great. like everyone is dreading the bullshit.
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11-26-2014, 01:46 PM | #89 | |
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I don't think they are the best or anything, but why would you waste perfectly good meat?
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11-26-2014, 01:51 PM | #90 | |
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I, umm, honestly cannot tell you. What's really weird is that it's not like my family didn't eat chicken legs. Go to KFC, drumsticks, hooray! Cook turkey, my mother trashes the drumsticks. And she and my Dad grew up in the depression. When she died I must've thrown out, no lie, 100 of those stupid plastic cake-holder thingies. The ones that you get from a supermarket when you buy a cake. She would use them for whatever, and being Depression-era would keep shit like that forever. But drumsticks -- into the trash. I ate a drumstick-free turkey my entire childhood and never really even thought about it. Then my wife shows up on the scene and is like "WHAAAAAT?!?!"
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