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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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shoulda stuck it in her belly button
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You gotta kill a few people
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She was about 5'4".
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Can't Use That Disney Ass Name
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Ya maybe stashing the beast in the bathroom wasn't the brightest idea you had
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Don't Be A Dick
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For 5 minutes I acted like she wasn't there. The 2 ladies weren't buying it. I was sunk.
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I'll be back.
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Frazod has.
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Can't Use That Disney Ass Name
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Hootie does
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One in college. Last chick at the party. I was hammered. Bon jovi on the stereo. Woke up and was like "holy hell, what have I done". Happens to the best of us.
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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time for some pussy fart stories
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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clay bangs chics from craigslist
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It appears I was mistaken! Congrats on being a sexy bitch!
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I have never in all my years on this board had anyone be such a ****tard for absolutely no reason. I feel sorry for your GF, or wife or whatever cuz you're obviously know how to to talk to a woman. Sorry about your mommy issues...
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