Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 7

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

ROYC75 · 11-28-2005, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoofbeats

Hello losers...here's one you forgot:

Because we remind you every year that LBJ was in the White House the last time your team was in the Super Bowl and your team's a perennial joke...

Maybe you feel it's OK to cheat to attain what you want ? We like to do things the honest, fair way, Can you say that ?

**RealSNR** · 11-28-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoofbeats

Hello losers...here's one you forgot:

Because we remind you every year that LBJ was in the White House the last time your team was in the Super Bowl and your team's a perennial joke...

Hoofbeats... is that what all your boyfriendz call you at the club?

Hoofbeats · 11-28-2005, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Maybe you feel it's OK to cheat to attain what you want ? We like to do things the honest, fair way, Can you say that ?

You're the biggest crybabies in the league...

Hoofbeats · 11-28-2005, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Hoofbeats... is that what all your boyfriendz call you at the club?

Well your sister did say she thought I was hung like a horse...does that count?

ROYC75 · 11-28-2005, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoofbeats

You're the biggest crybabies in the league...

Really ? Who is the one crying everytime Dante touches the ball when we play ?

You guys are at the pinnacle Of Cheat Central in the NFL .

**RealSNR** · 11-28-2005, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoofbeats

Well your sister did say she thought I was hung like a horse...does that count?

So you admit that you habitually go to gay bars, then?

**RealSNR** · 11-28-2005, 01:32 AM

Oh, and my sister knows better than to go to a homosexual night club to find action, btw

**RealSNR** · 11-28-2005, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Really ? Who is the one crying everytime Dante touches the ball when we play ?

You guys are at the pinnacle Of Cheat Central in the NFL .

Those blasted refs gave us the TD AND prevented the Broncos from getting even a field goal in that last 8 minutes of the football game.

One of these doesn't fit. Can you figure it out?

Hoofbeats · 11-28-2005, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

So you admit that you habitually go to gay bars, then?

Like I told you when you PM'd me to ask for my phone number...I'm into women. Try here instead:

http://www.49erswebzone.com/

tk13 · 11-28-2005, 01:43 AM

This is going to be a fun week. I'm excited.

**RealSNR** · 11-28-2005, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoofbeats

Like I told you when you PM'd me to ask for my phone number...I'm into women. Try here instead:

http://www.49erswebzone.com/

No, you're not. I asked you if "Hoofbeats" is what your boyz down at the club call you. You said my sister said you were hung like a horse. Therefore you are not denying that you are an exotic male dancer.

What are you? Gay or a liar?

**alanm** · 11-28-2005, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoofbeats

Hello losers...here's one you forgot:

Because we remind you every year that LBJ was in the White House the last time your team was in the Super Bowl and your team's a perennial joke...

1970 LBJ was at his ranch in Texas for 2 yrs. Nixon was in the WH moron.

keg in kc · 11-28-2005, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by alanm

1970 LBJ was at his ranch in Texas for 2 yrs. Nixon was in the WH moron.

Oh, that helps a lot.

Hoofbeats · 11-28-2005, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Oh, that helps a lot.

Goodnight girls...

**alanm** · 11-28-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Oh, that helps a lot.

Just pointing out his factual discrepancies.

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2738491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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