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09-26-2013, 06:14 AM | #91 |
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Well since this thread completely derailed and turned into another pile-on-MTG-fest I might as well play along and make it interesting. This is why I do shit to make her happy:
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09-26-2013, 07:05 AM | #92 |
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35 fans are being installed today in closets across CP....
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Neither is she.
By the time you're 55 you'll buy her a book on exhaust fan installation and say "here, knock yourself out..."
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09-26-2013, 07:13 AM | #94 |
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Or trade her in for a newer model...
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09-26-2013, 07:16 AM | #95 |
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I'm guessing the two of you met at a strip club. Wednesday happy hour?
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09-26-2013, 07:18 AM | #97 |
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09-26-2013, 07:18 AM | #98 |
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I bet she tastes like nicotine and herpes....
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09-26-2013, 07:19 AM | #99 |
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Meet at a gun show in rural Kentucky?
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09-26-2013, 07:20 AM | #100 |
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Only in 2 holes out of 3...
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09-26-2013, 07:22 AM | #101 |
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just tell her to blow the smoke into your penis.
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09-26-2013, 07:22 AM | #102 |
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09-26-2013, 07:25 AM | #103 |
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I'm a"glass is half full“ kind of guy.
(Just ****ing with you MTG. You know what happens when you post pics)
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You check and get back to me on that...
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