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08-02-2014, 12:59 PM | #91 |
sorta mod-ish
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08-02-2014, 12:59 PM | #92 |
sorta mod-ish
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08-02-2014, 03:45 PM | #93 | |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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I have a foolproof way to combat that my friend.... Throw about 10 fire ants in the bed. She'll be up and moving in no time..... Unless you're a necrophiliac?? I don't judge!! |
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08-02-2014, 05:16 PM | #94 | |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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These. All of these. |
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08-02-2014, 06:33 PM | #95 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
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08-02-2014, 06:39 PM | #96 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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Mopeds.
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08-02-2014, 06:41 PM | #97 |
You gotta kill a few people
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90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
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08-02-2014, 06:43 PM | #98 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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Are they conscious? If so, do you know where the button is?
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08-02-2014, 07:15 PM | #99 |
Consuming CP souls
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That is a surprising revelation Virus
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08-02-2014, 07:34 PM | #100 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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I've been married for over 20 years, and my wife still gets really into it. If she didn't I think something was wrong!!
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08-02-2014, 07:49 PM | #101 |
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
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08-02-2014, 07:57 PM | #102 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Yes.
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08-02-2014, 08:01 PM | #103 |
PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
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08-02-2014, 08:34 PM | #104 |
You gotta kill a few people
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Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..
You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big) What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing. When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back. These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills. |
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08-02-2014, 08:35 PM | #105 |
Kindness in words...
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