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Old 09-24-2011, 07:10 PM  
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-- How much free pussy have you pulled?

That's right, how often have you gone from A) meeting an opposing sex member? To--> B) Banging that person without dropping a dime on them, ever?

It's honestly only happened to me once, I think.

She was from Pennsylvania, roughly Y2K - Tall girl, but smoking hot. Met at a wedding, banged her on the side of a house. She had a nice economical Quaker snatch.

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Old 09-25-2011, 10:29 AM   #91
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:32 AM   #92
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:35 AM   #93
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IDK I've had 5,6,7 this year. The bar I go to the most often is loaded with talent from 21-40, packed every night during the week, and 2 miles from home. Monday $2 any beer, $2 any shots. That is a good night!! On Wednesday night $.50 wells, but the class of people really goes down after about 11:00. Facebook is another good one. That is good for at least 2-3 freebies a year. Whether it be a girl from the past (as far back as high school and college) or a chick you met out somewhere and started talking on there afterwards. I would have to go back and figure up how many chicks over the years I've banged that I knew from when I was younger that I didn't know they liked me or I was too big of a pussy back then to say anything. I'm a hell of a lot more confident at 31 when it comes to chicks than I was at 16-21.

Shit I'll talk to or say anything to and girl now. I really enjoy meeting new women or just people in general........very rarely do I buy a girl a drink though. Sure as hell not as a move, but if we've been at the bar talking for a half hour and she's interesting to talk to and you've figured out she's not a Plaza Rat hustling chick trying to score a quick drink than sure........hell a lot of times they'll offer to buy you one. When you're talking to a girl you just met you're going to enjoy talking to her, not enjoy her company and looking for an exit strategy, (or a way to move in on her hotter friend) going to meet a new friend, be unimpressed and not remember her name, or it turn into something that's pretty cool.........even if it is for only one night. Worse thing that's gonna happen is they say not interested or find you offensive. Either way who cares? Not gonna happen anyway..........next.
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:40 AM   #94
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Old 09-25-2011, 11:00 AM   #95
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Old 09-25-2011, 11:52 AM   #96
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Old 09-25-2011, 12:06 PM   #97
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great thread SR...love it....I've had a few but the one I remember the most was my senior year in high school....i was at at mesa party with friends and struck up a conversation with this girl i knew of but never met and from out of now where she says "wanna ****"....I said sure and did her behind a truck....looking back that still surprises me...she was rather hot...
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Old 09-25-2011, 12:08 PM   #98
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Old 09-25-2011, 12:12 PM   #99
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This, and I'm disappointed at how long it took to be said, the pussification of the CP continues....

ummm...yes there is...had numerous times..wives are a different story.
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Old 09-25-2011, 12:38 PM   #101
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It's funny how when someone creates a thread inquiring that you all ASSUME it's asking for advice, that's one of the blunders of web conversations, I suppose.
It's possible that its because of this 31 page soliciting of advice that ended in epic FAIL on your part.

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Old 09-25-2011, 01:17 PM   #102
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ummm...yes there is...had numerous times..wives are a different story.

Oh, you're paying somehow for something, never had to buy a drink? Never gave a gift? Never had to have a mind numbing "talk", meet friends, etc?

No, you just rubbed on the magic Genie and a girl showed up naked to get you off and disappear into thin air.... bullshit.

And, if a girl walked up to a bar and asked you for sex, no strings, well then you my naive friend, were victim to a sorority girl "hog night".....
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Old 09-25-2011, 01:20 PM   #103
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Oh, you're paying somehow for something, never had to buy a drink? Never gave a gift? Never had to have a mind numbing "talk", meet friends, etc?

No, you just rubbed on the magic Genie and a girl showed up naked to get you off and disappear into thin air.... bullshit.

And, if a girl walked up to a bar and asked you for sex, no strings, well then you my naive friend, were victim to a sorority girl "hog night".....
NO...sorry...I guess some guys have it and some don't...don't know what else to say...other than your wrong...
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Old 09-25-2011, 01:20 PM   #104
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Oh, you're paying somehow for something, never had to buy a drink? Never gave a gift? Never had to have a mind numbing "talk", meet friends, etc?

No, you just rubbed on the magic Genie and a girl showed up naked to get you off and disappear into thin air.... bullshit.

And, if a girl walked up to a bar and asked you for sex, no strings, well then you my naive friend, were victim to a sorority girl "hog night".....
No offense, but you sound like a guy that never really got a whole lot of pussy and just never fully understood girls (NTTAWWT). SOME GIRLS ARE JUST WHORES. They love sex as much as guys do and if you introduce a bit of alcohol to their system and a party atmosphere, you've got yourself a cocktail of hot, steamy sex coming your way.
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Old 09-25-2011, 01:25 PM   #105
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No offense, but you sound like a guy that never really got a whole lot of pussy and just never fully understood girls (NTTAWWT). SOME GIRLS ARE JUST WHORES. They love sex as much as guys do and if you introduce a bit of alcohol to their system and a party atmosphere, you've got yourself a cocktail of hot, steamy sex coming your way.
Remember...YOU can't spend anything...you can't "introduce" the alcohol...they have to buy
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