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Old 08-07-2005, 12:50 AM  
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So I decided to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and some friends. Everything is going well when all of a sudden one of my girlfriends friends come out of nowhere crying and saying she wants to go home.

Apparently a cab wasn’t good enough for this little diva by her standards or more importantly my girl’s standards so I wind up driving her home.

No problem right. WRONG.

After driving her across town (still completely sober) I get back downtown, park the truck and start walking to the bar where my friends are at. All of a sudden behind me I hear “yo tough guy!”.

Apparently this guy is the reason she was crying. I still don’t know if he’s an ex-boyfriend or what the hell his relationship is with her.

I assume he’s not talking to me and keep walking. Next thing I know I get shoved from behind and turn around just in time to get a bottle broken over my head. I’m down on one knee and the self preservation instinct kicks in so I get back up, tackle the guy and start wrestling around.

I’m on top getting the better of the guy and all of a sudden ZAP!!! A cop who obviously didn’t know what was going on besides what he saw after I got up hit me with a tazer.

If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing a stun gun I don’t know how else to describe it besides filling a bathtub full of water and dropping in a toaster. Your whole body stiffens up, the pain is quick but sharp as a knife and you’re completely helpless for about 10 seconds.

The bouncers across the street eventually stepped in and explained what happened but I now have four stitches in my head, been stun gunned by a cop, my truck is still downtown and I told my girlfriend to fuck off and leave me alone because I was pissed off and bleeding because that little bitch couldn't take a cab.

That's not even including the hospital and legal bullshit.

My cell is off, the door is locked and I’m getting piss drunk all by myself. What a flucking night. I'm marrying a big fat ugly homely beast tommorow so I never have to go through this again.

I’m too freaking old for this shit.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:31 PM   #91
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What time should i be there?
lol...

I was gonna say that, but I knew it would be funnier coming from someone who is none of the above.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:34 PM   #92
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lol...

I was gonna say that, but I knew it would be funnier coming from someone who is none of the above.
Oh come now. No really...come...NOW.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:39 PM   #93
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Oh come now. No really...come...NOW.
I think he should marry Kyle.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:40 PM   #94
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I think he should marry Kyle.
Now, now. Let's not torture the poor man!
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:45 PM   #95
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If a dude takes a swipe at me with his fist and gets 30 days, the guy who successfully cracked a beer bottle over my head and brandished it as a weapon better get 30 weeks.
i may stand corrected:

"Knowingly causes or attempts to cause physical injury by means of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument".

Dangerous instrument= " any article or substance capable of causing death or serious physical injuryin the circunstances in which it is used."

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Old 08-07-2005, 08:47 PM   #96
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Now, now. Let's not torture the poor man!
tell you what...
i'll change my religion and take ya both!
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:48 PM   #97
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What time should i be there?
Take me now or lose me forever. The vulnerability of the whole situation is slowly wearing off.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:50 PM   #98
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i'll change my religion and take ya both!
Define "both". I'm guessing me, since I was quoted, but who else? Mentioned or involved in the conversation were Jenny Gump, frazod, Kyle, and Otter.

Please say Jenny Gump, or I wil start to wonder about you.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:50 PM   #99
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ATA' Boy!
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:50 PM   #100
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Hey Otter, how are things with the GF now?
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:51 PM   #101
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Define "both". I'm guessing me, since I was quoted, but who else? Mentioned or involved in the conversation were Jenny Gump, frazod, Kyle, and Otter.

Please say Jenny Gump, or I wil start to wonder about you.
um, ya...i did mean the other female.
Fraz is cute in pink and all, but i gotta be the dominate one.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:53 PM   #102
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um, ya...i did mean the other female.
Fraz is cute in pink and all, but i gotta be the dominate one.
Dominant, huh? You sure about that? I hear Jenny's an animal.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:54 PM   #103
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um, ya...i did mean the other female.
Fraz is cute in pink and all, but i gotta be the dominate one.
I know where you live, fucker.




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Old 08-07-2005, 08:55 PM   #104
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Dominant, huh? You sure about that? I hear Jenny's an animal.

don't tease me like that.
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:58 PM   #105
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please refer back to my converstaion with luv2rite about home security.
i have a new guard dog.
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