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Old 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM  
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Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun!

The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray


Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team


The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
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The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.



Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.


The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)
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Old 11-01-2006, 08:13 PM   #91
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Old 11-01-2006, 08:15 PM   #92
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Excuse me but may I ask the judge a question that might help the jury clarify some issues?
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Old 11-01-2006, 08:16 PM   #93
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Excuse me but may I ask the judge a question that might help the jury clarify some issues?
We have a clarifying question from the jury. Please proceed.
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Old 11-01-2006, 08:16 PM   #94
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We have a clarifying question from the jury. Please proceed.
WTF is going on here?
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Old 11-01-2006, 08:17 PM   #95
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Yes it does. I even won millions of dollars from a Chicago Bears' team doctor in a lawsuit.
That means you had a good lawyer not that you know as much about the situation as a person trained in the field.

So not only are you basically an untrained amatuer in this field just voicing his opinion.......You've fully admitted already to having a hazy memory. It's also true at the halftime of a game you once said you thought you were in Tampa because you could hear the ocean while you were in Chicago in reality.....

Why should anyone here even believe you are a competent expert, you admit to being hazy. You admit to suffering concussions and there is evidence, even your retirement, that points to your brain being scrambled on numerous occasions.

Why should anyone here even believe that you are nothing more than a babbling boob that doesn't know much......
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Old 11-01-2006, 08:19 PM   #96
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Why should anyone here even believe that you are nothing more than a babbling boob that doesn't know much......
As you know, I get paid millions of dollars by ESPN. I know what I'm talking about. Do you have any idea how many arguments I've won against Ron Jaworski? That guy never suffered a single concussion.
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WTF is going on here?
For the sake of providing the defendant with a speedy trial, we are apparently combining steps 1 through 5 of the judicial process. Now, pay attention and take notes.
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That means you had a good lawyer not that you know as much about the situation as a person trained in the field.

So not only are you basically an untrained amatuer in this field just voicing his opinion.......You've fully admitted already to having a hazy memory. It's also true at the halftime of a game you once said you thought you were in Tampa because you could hear the ocean while you were in Chicago in reality.....

Why should anyone here even believe you are a competent expert, you admit to being hazy. You admit to suffering concussions and there is evidence, even your retirement, that points to your brain being scrambled on numerous occasions.

Why should anyone here even believe that you are nothing more than a babbling boob that doesn't know much......
The witness shall answer the questions.
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For the sake of providing the defendant with a speedy trial, we are apparently combining steps 1 through 5 of the judicial process. Now, pay attention and take notes.
And also,
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Oh. The witness is already answering the questions. Continue.
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As you know, I get paid millions of dollars by ESPN. I know what I'm talking about. Do you have any idea how many arguments I've won against Ron Jaworski? That guy never suffered a single concussion.
Another obvious lie......Ron Jaworski fully admits to suffering over 20 concussions in his playing days.

But seeing as you are here I shall ask you a few questions pertaining to what happened.......

You are paid by ESPN to be an anaylst correct? To basically just give your opinion about things, but you are one of the bottom rung guys seeing as you never make it to sportscenter or sunday countdown......you get stuck on matchup and ESPNEWS is this correct?
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OBJECTION!!! My witness is NOT ON TRIAL! Accusing him of perjury is most upsetting!
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