News Hamas gets jumped - Page 7

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-10-2008, 12:28 AM

So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.

**Skip Towne** · 08-10-2008, 05:36 AM

This thread has reached great heights of ridiculosity.

Ultra Peanut · 08-10-2008, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimension2112

Or a guy wanting to be a girl?

Oh look, it's Toady McBandwagon. He wasn't even around when that went down, but we see that he still thinks he can earn cool points from a bunch of reeruns who think it's hilarious to drive a tired, effortless "joke" into the ground.

**2112** · 08-10-2008, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

Oh look, it's Toady McBandwagon. He wasn't even around when that went down, but we see that he still thinks he can earn cool points from a bunch of reeruns who think it's hilarious to drive a tired, effortless "joke" into the ground.

Wow, you really are sensitive. the girl was in the men's bathroom when she met Hamas. it was a joke, jackass.

Go cry in the corner now and keep dreaming of having a vagina.

Oh, and if you don't like the reactions you should have never spilled your guts on the board to begin with. grow some thicker skin for Christ sake.

Sully · 08-10-2008, 07:31 AM

So, was she hot?

SDChief · 08-10-2008, 07:47 AM

Was she trying to talk that sh*t while you were still peeing? Because if so it would have been the perfect chance to do what Belushi did to the pledges in the beginning of Animal House. (I tried to find it on YouTube, but to my suprise it wasn't there). I always wanted to do that!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-10-2008, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sully

So, was she hot?

Ha, no, unless you are into pot-bellied pigs (too soon?)

Phobia is right, though, except when drunk I'm not "smarter" than anything. mcan has a really good point too, and I may well have sounded sarcastic, I don't really know.

My contention was pretty obvious, so I'll let it slide. I got my point across. She ended up bawling and soaked in beer

. Can't wait til the wife gets home and I get to tell her this story...

Ultra Peanut · 08-10-2008, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimension2112

Ribbit

lawl

**Baby Lee** · 08-10-2008, 08:27 AM

Lord, how many epic battles have started with the immortal exchange

"What I'm I?"

"A Chinwoman."

Some of them were even in English.

blueballs · 08-10-2008, 08:30 AM

it's much more fun being the stalker

**Baby Lee** · 08-10-2008, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Jalapenos on hot dogs. Hmmm....

Jalapenos on hot dogs with cheese...Heaven.

The justification for 7-11's continued existence.

**2112** · 08-10-2008, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Penis

lawl

Ultra Peanut · 08-10-2008, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimension2112

But seriously, if you care about me getting a vagoo so much you could, y'know, donate some money or something. Fun fact: Manbits-turned-ladyparts actually, over time, become indistinguishable from regular ol' ladyparts down to the cellular level. Pretty neat, eh?

Yep. I should definitely put a Paypal donation link in my signature...

**2112** · 08-10-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Penis

But seriously, if you care about me getting a vagoo so much you could, y'know, donate some money or something. Fun fact: Manbits-turned-ladyparts actually, over time, become indistinguishable from regular ol' ladyparts down to the cellular level. Pretty neat, eh?

Yep. I should definitely put a Paypal donation link in my signature...

I didn't say anything about that, I just mentioned a hypothetical situation with Hamas. you're a bit insecure about it, and that's ok.

Ultra Peanut · 08-10-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimension2112

I didn't say anything about that, I just mentioned a hypothetical situation with Hamas. you're a bit insecure about it, and that's ok.

I'm afraid you don't understand my point, which is:

Give me money.

**2112** · 08-10-2008, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Penis

I'm afraid you don't understand my point, which is:

Give me money.

Whoring yourself won't relieve you of your insecurities I'm afraid. maybe Vailpass can donate to your cause? I think he's your number one fan.

08-10-2008, 12:28 AM
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