Misc So I set out for one goal last night... - Page 7

**Skip Towne** · 04-07-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Man, Jack Bauer's dad was a sociopath...I'd hate to be like that guy.

So was Ted Bundy.

**ChiTown** · 04-07-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

So was Ted Bundy.

So was Al Bundy.

**Iowanian** · 04-02-2009, 10:11 AM

I like how the idea of penetrating a drunken Ex is some big accomplishment.

the truth is, she let you insert the tip long enough to give you her yeast infection because she hates you.

If you believe that chic, who had vd and cheats on her boyfriends, has only been with 5-6 guys, I've got some swamp land to sell you where you can pull in a trailer to live happily ever after with T-Gash.

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I like how the idea of penetrating a drunken Ex is some big accomplishment.

the truth is, she let you insert the tip long enough to give you her yeast infection because she hates you.

If you believe that chic, who had vd and cheats on her boyfriends, has only been with 5-6 guys, I've got some swamp land to sell you where you can pull in a trailer to live happily ever after with T-Gash.

Exactly.

Which is why her story is too unbelievable to tell =)

I'm not a moron when it comes to girls, I know when they are lying and I know when they are not.

I know her ex-boyfriend pretty well and I know their story.

I love sluts. Slutty girls are awesome. This particular girl isn't a slut, which I realize is hard to believe. Trust me.

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 10:24 AM

and she's still one of the coolest girls I've ever met...

Awesome personality...never gets mad about anything. A pleasure to hang out with...doesn't get mad when we make fun of her.

Hammock Parties · 04-02-2009, 10:26 AM

Jehovah does not approve.

**Smed1065** · 04-07-2009, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Jehovah does not approve.

Spicy McHaggis · 04-02-2009, 10:26 AM

Dude, if this is a goal...

Aim higher. A lot higher.

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

Dude, if this is a goal...

Aim higher. A lot higher.

You guys take things WAY too friggin' seriously.

Spicy McHaggis · 04-02-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

You guys take things WAY too friggin' seriously.

Dude, my name is user name is Spicy McHaggis because I feel a kinship to all those of Irish descent who become severely inebriated and make the occasional drunken mistake. I'm not being serious.

Hammock Parties · 04-02-2009, 10:33 AM

Personally I'm glad Hootie shares his drunken sexual escapades with us. I live vicariously through him.

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 10:36 AM

I have to go over to her place today and get my jacket...I'll make sure to show her this thread so she can see what a sociopath/rapist I am. She'll probably agree.

She knows how addicted to ChiefsPlanet I am...in fact, all of my friends make fun of me for it.

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 10:37 AM

We'll be talking draft and one of my friends will say something...and I'll retort with "well they say etc. etc. etc." and then my friends will be like...by they, do you mean your friends on ChiefsPlanet?

Of course everyone on this site hates me so friends doesn't really work but you get the point.

58-4ever · 04-02-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

We'll be talking draft and one of my friends will say something...and I'll retort with "well they say etc. etc. etc." and then my friends will be like...by they, do you mean your friends on ChiefsPlanet?

Of course everyone on this site hates me so friends doesn't really work but you get the point.

If people "hate" you, then they do take things WAY too seriously. If anything, your love for Huard and slutty girls makes you too comical to hate.

Hootie · 04-02-2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

If people "hate" you, then they do take things WAY too seriously. If anything, your love for Huard and slutty girls makes you too comical to hate.

Just had to bring Huard into it...

04-02-2009, 10:11 AM	#3
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1808454	I like how the idea of penetrating a drunken Ex is some big accomplishment. the truth is, she let you insert the tip long enough to give you her yeast infection because she hates you. If you believe that chic, who had vd and cheats on her boyfriends, has only been with 5-6 guys, I've got some swamp land to sell you where you can pull in a trailer to live happily ever after with T-Gash.
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04-02-2009, 10:24 AM	#5
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	and she's still one of the coolest girls I've ever met... Awesome personality...never gets mad about anything. A pleasure to hang out with...doesn't get mad when we make fun of her.
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04-02-2009, 10:26 AM	#6
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $1010478	Jehovah does not approve. __________________ Chiefs game films
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04-02-2009, 10:26 AM	#8
Spicy McHaggis Keep 'er Movin' Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $9905359	Dude, if this is a goal... Aim higher. A lot higher. __________________ “We want players who are big, strong, smart, fast, tough and disciplined,” Pioli said, finally bringing an end to the era of Chiefs executives who searched desperately for players who are small, weak, stupid, slow, fragile and unruly.
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04-02-2009, 10:33 AM	#11
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $1010478	Personally I'm glad Hootie shares his drunken sexual escapades with us. I live vicariously through him. __________________ Chiefs game films
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04-02-2009, 10:36 AM	#12
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I have to go over to her place today and get my jacket...I'll make sure to show her this thread so she can see what a sociopath/rapist I am. She'll probably agree. She knows how addicted to ChiefsPlanet I am...in fact, all of my friends make fun of me for it.
Posts: 56,356

04-02-2009, 10:37 AM	#13
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	We'll be talking draft and one of my friends will say something...and I'll retort with "well they say etc. etc. etc." and then my friends will be like...by they, do you mean your friends on ChiefsPlanet? Of course everyone on this site hates me so friends doesn't really work but you get the point.
Posts: 56,356