Life What's the shittiest job you've ever had? - Page 7

Direckshun · 03:00 PM

I know we're all millionaires here on ChiefsPlanet, and all of us have known nothing but success. It's astonishing how concentrated the professional success is on this website, it's basically Ladders.com Version 2.0, only we're all employed and we all are responsible for million dollar clients.

In fact, to remember the shit job you had to hold down at some point growing up, you probably have to take a long lunch today to visit a hypnotist for memory retrieval. Sure it costs more, but it's worth it. You have the money to burn.

So what did you do?

I worked a few really shitty jobs, but painting tennis courts was probably the worst. I did that when I was 17 years old for a pretty decent company, but it was shit work, dude. Jackhammering and laying down base and squeegee-ing paint for either the city of Springfield or Topeka (worst town evar, amiright?) or Broken Arrow or just some asshole's backyard.

Worst job evar.

How about you?

EDITED TO ADD: frankotank just PM'd me requesting that I declare him the winner of this thread for literally shoveling shit.

And, while this is not a competition, he wins and you all lose. Good day.

tooge · 08-18-2011, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

I did that when I was 14. It ****ing sucked dick. I will always hate that job.

wanna job?

tooge · 08-18-2011, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

you been hittin the funny gas all day vato? I think you sec,gonzo,& vail are havin the same party.

I'm off tomorrow. I've had a long day. I think I'm freakin losin it. that was some funny shit there.

BWillie · 08-18-2011, 03:31 PM

Detassling corn.

Marcellus · 08-18-2011, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Please elaborate. What did you do? Why was it so bad?

You had to put all the dressings, toppings, pudding etc....into individual containers each night and put them in a cooler. You were supposed to use clean containers every day and evening but I was the ONLY person working this massive thing.

I started putting foil or plastic lids directly onto the containers that went into the salad bar itself and putting those in the cooler. The next morning take them out and put them back on the salad bar.

I never did anything intentionally nasty involving body fluids or anything like that but it wasn't the most hygienic salad bar.

there was no way one person could do the job correctly and they refused to give me any help.

This was one of the poorest run most slave driven places I have ever seen and it was owned by a preacher of all things.

I was working about 45 hours a week and going to HS. Eventually I said screw it when they wouldn't cut my hours. It was my senior year, time to have some fun.

**Renegade** · 08-18-2011, 03:33 PM

There is NO way I could do this job

http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/...0365%26embed=1

seclark · 08-18-2011, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

you been hittin the funny gas all day vato? I think you, sec,gonzo,& vail are havin the same party.

hey...i've got a handle on it!
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Al Bundy · 08-18-2011, 03:34 PM

Dunkin Donuts.

**loochy** · 08-18-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

You had to put all the dressings, toppings, pudding etc....into individual containers each night and put them in a cooler. You were supposed to use clean containers every day and evening but I was the ONLY person working this massive thing.

I started putting foil or plastic lids directly onto the containers that went into the salad bar itself and putting those in the cooler. The next morning take them out and put them back on the salad bar.

I never did anything intentionally nasty involving body fluids or anything like that but it wasn't the most hygienic salad bar.

there was no way one person could do the job correctly and they refused to give me any help.

This was one of the poorest run most slave driven places I have ever seen and it was owned by a preacher of all things.

I was working about 45 hours a week and going to HS. Eventually I said screw it when they wouldn't cut my hours. It was my senior year, time to have some fun.

Heh...that doesn't sound much different than how I do things at my house...

MOhillbilly · 08-18-2011, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

hey...i've got a handle on it!
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mmmmhhmmmm

seclark · 08-18-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

mmmmhhmmmm

**** that cat.
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Bewbies · 08-18-2011, 03:44 PM

I was a used car salesman for about a year. Got fired Dec 2001, which was right after 0% financing was announced and people no longer bought used cars.

Selling cars sucks. I would starve before I would do that again.

MOhillbilly · 08-18-2011, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

**** that cat.
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how would one go about that?

Easier than a skunk?

blaise · 08-18-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

I've had a variety of shitty jobs, but one of the most memorable was the killing floor at a beef packing plant. Also, running the manure scraper in there, sometimes I'd run over a cow and grind it up.

Like a dead cow? What would it do, shoot cow guts everywhere or is there a hopper or something?

seclark · 08-18-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

how would one go about that?

Easier than a skunk?

i couldn't smell the difference.
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MOhillbilly · 08-18-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i couldn't smell the difference.
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snort

08-18-2011, 01:47 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $3583447	What's the shittiest job you've ever had? I know we're all millionaires here on ChiefsPlanet, and all of us have known nothing but success. It's astonishing how concentrated the professional success is on this website, it's basically Ladders.com Version 2.0, only we're all employed and we all are responsible for million dollar clients. In fact, to remember the shit job you had to hold down at some point growing up, you probably have to take a long lunch today to visit a hypnotist for memory retrieval. Sure it costs more, but it's worth it. You have the money to burn. So what did you do? I worked a few really shitty jobs, but painting tennis courts was probably the worst. I did that when I was 17 years old for a pretty decent company, but it was shit work, dude. Jackhammering and laying down base and squeegee-ing paint for either the city of Springfield or Topeka (worst town evar, amiright?) or Broken Arrow or just some asshole's backyard. Worst job evar. How about you? EDITED TO ADD: frankotank just PM'd me requesting that I declare him the winner of this thread for literally shoveling shit. And, while this is not a competition, he wins and you all lose. Good day. Last edited by Direckshun; 08-19-2011 at 03:00 PM..
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08-18-2011, 03:33 PM	#95
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08-18-2011, 03:34 PM	#97
Al Bundy Damnit Peg Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $4381831	Dunkin Donuts.
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08-18-2011, 03:44 PM	#101
Bewbies Ith Fuhtbawl Time Join Date: Apr 2010 Casino cash: $9999900	I was a used car salesman for about a year. Got fired Dec 2001, which was right after 0% financing was announced and people no longer bought used cars. Selling cars sucks. I would starve before I would do that again.
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