Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Poop Who here uses a bidet?
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 7 of 12 « First 3456 7 891011 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-18-2020, 09:11 PM  
Mephistopheles Janx Mephistopheles Janx is offline
The Guy With The Goats
 
Mephistopheles Janx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2017
Casino cash: $472313
Who here uses a bidet?
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...



Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.
Posts: 10,636
Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mephistopheles Janx has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-19-2020, 10:49 PM   #91
Buehler445 Buehler445 is offline
Supporter
 
Buehler445's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $804734
Quote:
Originally Posted by wazu View Post
I mean, think about it...would you attempt to wash your hands without using water?
LOL

My wife teaches first grade. So 6-7 year olds. They put up hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere because of Covid. She gets infuriated because kids think that hand sanitizer is enough.
Posts: 57,702
Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-19-2020, 10:50 PM   #92
Buehler445 Buehler445 is offline
Supporter
 
Buehler445's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $804734
Quote:
Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan View Post
I bought a Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 in 2019 and my friends and family made fun of me. But this year I get to keep reminding them that I haven't purchased TP a single time. It dries me and always gets me clean. The downside is that everyone wants to use my toilet now.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00GR...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Your shitter has a remote control?

Wow.
Posts: 57,702
Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2020, 07:00 AM   #93
IA_Chiefs_fan IA_Chiefs_fan is offline
Supporter
 
IA_Chiefs_fan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2002
Casino cash: $989714
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buehler445 View Post
Your shitter has a remote control?

Wow.
Wall mounted, yeah.
Posts: 2,072
IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2020, 07:52 AM   #94
GloryDayz GloryDayz is offline
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
 
GloryDayz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
Casino cash: $2525380


__________________
.

#J24
#Kameltoe Is A Joke Of A VPOTUS and POTUS Candidate
#President Trump loves and supports the constitution
#McCarthy is a Sellout and Traitor to America
#TheFBLieIsCorrupt
#DefundTheFBI
#The FBI Is Not The Police
#PresidentBidenIsMoronic
#LizCheneyGotTheBoot
#FJB
#80,000,000 Mules (and a few Americans too) Voted For COVID To Continue
#I still don't have COVID
Posts: 118,336
GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2020, 08:59 AM   #95
George Liquor George Liquor is offline
Hung off the Night Train
 
George Liquor's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2013
Casino cash: $1429850
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz View Post


Not my proudest fap
Posts: 16,722
George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.George Liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2020, 10:16 AM   #96
OrtonsPiercedTaint OrtonsPiercedTaint is offline
MVP
 
OrtonsPiercedTaint's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2012
Casino cash: $10004980
There goes the dog's snack
Posts: 5,994
OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.OrtonsPiercedTaint wants to die in a aids tree fire.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2020, 10:55 AM   #97
JD10367 JD10367 is offline
Cheaterlover*
 
JD10367's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmahurin View Post
Super thin, slight gap, no issues.
Sounds like my dream girl.
Posts: 12,916
JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.JD10367 has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2020, 07:40 PM   #98
Frazod Frazod is offline
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
 
Frazod's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $1613385
Bidet installed.

Some random thoughts:

1. Boy, you think a toilet is clean until you remove the seat. Yeesh.

2. Plumbing stuff is never as easy as the pricks on YouTube make it look. At least this didn't involve me crawling under a sink cabinet.

3. That jet of water is strong. When I first tested it the spray hit the towel hanging on the opposite wall.

4. I like it. Haven't needed to use it for real yet, but I'm sure it will work as intended. The cold water doesn't bother me.

5. I think I will need to hit Home Depot and get some risers for the front of the seat. It does stick up a bit. The seat is hollow plastic, so there's plenty of give, but I ain't exactly light, so I don't want to risk breaking anything in the future.
Posts: 119,883
Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2020, 07:41 PM   #99
IA_Chiefs_fan IA_Chiefs_fan is offline
Supporter
 
IA_Chiefs_fan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2002
Casino cash: $989714
Mine has heated water. I'm afraid cold water might make me pucker a bit.
Posts: 2,072
IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2020, 07:44 PM   #100
lewdog lewdog is offline
Mod Team
 
lewdog's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $421900
Quote:
Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan View Post
Mine has heated water. I'm afraid cold water might make me pucker a bit.
Us peasants get used to the cold.

Still better than multiple TP wipes.
Posts: 46,066
lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.lewdog is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2020, 07:49 PM   #101
IA_Chiefs_fan IA_Chiefs_fan is offline
Supporter
 
IA_Chiefs_fan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2002
Casino cash: $989714
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog View Post
Us peasants get used to the cold.

Still better than multiple TP wipes.
I'm sure I could get used to it. I'm just spoiled.
Posts: 2,072
IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.IA_Chiefs_fan Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2020, 07:50 PM   #102
loochy loochy is offline
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
 
loochy's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $630397
I went to Costco yesterday. There's plenty of TP and paper towels. And, for the first time is about 7 months, I was able to buy the clorox cleaning wipes I use for the kitchen and bathroom.
__________________
Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome!
Posts: 41,174
loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2020, 07:50 PM   #103
Frazod Frazod is offline
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
 
Frazod's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $1613385
Also, I think I can have some fun with the cats when they try to drink out of the bowl.

Posts: 119,883
Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2020, 07:57 PM   #104
vonBobo vonBobo is offline
Starter
 

Join Date: Jan 2019
Casino cash: $4360400
I'm guessing those with hemorrhoids are already in the know, but I didn't... cold water is bad for hemorrhoids, and warm water is more beneficial? One thing to consider in cold vs heated.
Posts: 950
vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.vonBobo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
     Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2020, 08:07 PM   #105
DaneMcCloud DaneMcCloud is offline
Supporter
 
DaneMcCloud's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
Casino cash: $10053648
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy View Post
I went to Costco yesterday. There's plenty of TP and paper towels. And, for the first time is about 7 months, I was able to buy the clorox cleaning wipes I use for the kitchen and bathroom.
I went to Costco on Tuesday and they were already out of toilet paper and low on paper towels.

Same for Target and Ralphs - the aisles were wiped clean.

The run has already begun...
Posts: 88,960
DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.DaneMcCloud is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 7 of 12 « First 3456 7 891011 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:26 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.