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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


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Old 05-22-2003, 01:45 PM   #91
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:45 PM   #92
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:45 PM   #93
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:46 PM   #94
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All of you are going to hell for posting these jokes ...

and me for laughing at some of them.

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Old 05-22-2003, 01:46 PM   #95
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:47 PM   #96
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:47 PM   #97
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Why do ****ers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

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Old 05-22-2003, 01:47 PM   #98
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:48 PM   #99
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:48 PM   #100
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'Wha??' Says the other two. 'You got dry, shitty, American. Just like us.'

Huhn-uh. I was waiting in line, when I got tired of waiting and grabbed the closest I could find. Some bidge said 'Hey man, that's Nacho cheese.'
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:48 PM   #101
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:49 PM   #102
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