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Old 01-23-2004, 03:37 PM  
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Mission #1. They're off!

...and the planes begin their takeoff roll!

I've only completed the first plane so far, but will do a bunch of them this weekend. Talisman has graciously agreed to assist with portions of the paperwork (pause for round of applause), so either he or I will be posting the other planes as they fly. I expect to finish many of them this weekend.


A note for you gunners:

1. If you "hit" an enemy plane, it means that you caused damage that will affect its attack ability, but not enough to make it break off and leave.

2. If you "damage" an enemy plane, it means that you caused enough damage that the plane will leave as soon as it makes one run at you, but you also severely affected its ability to hit your plane.

3. If you "kill" an enemy plane, it's a confirmed shootdown and you can paint a swastika on your flight jacket.


Ready? The Tequila Rose is cruising toward the first U.S. bombing mission in Occupied France.

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Old 01-24-2004, 10:47 AM   #106
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Damn, it is bad luck to lose a guy on the first mission and not even be able to drop your load.
I wonder what Freud would make of that sentence....
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Old 01-24-2004, 10:50 AM   #107
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Keg’s piloting skills produce a tight formation with other B-17s, preventing an attack by 2 Me109s.
I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.
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Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay.
Right about now I'm wishing I hadn't just sung "I'm too sexy for my shirt"
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Not a scratch, not a wasted bullet. Bombs got wasted, though.
What do you expect when your bombardier is eternally wasted....
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:11 AM   #108
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I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.Right about now I'm wishing I hadn't just sung "I'm too sexy for my shirt"What do you expect when your bombardier is eternally wasted....
Yeah, but I didn't get hurt and that's what really matters....

Oh wait, not my plane.
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:14 AM   #109
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:14 AM   #110
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Yeah, but I didn't get hurt and that's what really matters....

Oh wait, not my plane.
I enjoyed your letter home where you admit lying about your mission. Now, I think what you were really trying to say is that you lied about Gayer Do-I-Blow being heroic and all that jazz. Your secret is safe with me, though.
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:45 AM   #111
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Who's buying me drinks!
As usual, you suck. It was us waist guners that kept the bandits away so you could pickle away. Drinks are on CPT Logical.

Everyone needs to quit worrying about missing the target; it's France for cryin' out loud!
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:32 PM   #112
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I am curious as to how a bullet can fly through the cockpit, miss Frazod and hit Jamie who is like a fourth Fraz's size? That must be some real bad luck!

Jamie was a good kid, went way before his time. We will miss him (well everyone except Fraz who was getting sick of Jamie trying to tell him how to fly).



I never liked him anyway.....
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:50 PM   #113
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I never liked him anyway.....
With his luck there probably wasn't any virgins waiting for him either.
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:16 PM   #114
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With his luck there probably wasn't any virgins waiting for him either.
With his luck, he's probably one of the virgins, "enjoying" his role as a "girl" in an eternal rump-o-rama.
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Old 01-24-2004, 02:29 PM   #115
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Where's Jamie's Best Buy Tellitubbie friend to mourn his buddy's passing?
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Old 01-24-2004, 03:12 PM   #116
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I enjoyed your letter home where you admit lying about your mission. Now, I think what you were really trying to say is that you lied about Gayer Do-I-Blow being heroic and all that jazz. Your secret is safe with me, though.
Shut up or I will make you run two more miles.
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Old 01-24-2004, 03:12 PM   #117
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I never liked him anyway.....
You TRULY are a bastard.


I like it.
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Old 01-24-2004, 03:19 PM   #118
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I never liked him anyway.....
I'm guessing you killed everyone around you so that their replacements couldn't complain about the fact that you decorated the cockpit with flowers.
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Old 01-24-2004, 03:40 PM   #119
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Shut up or I will make you run two more miles.
Hey, I'm game, so long as there's an M&M Blizzard and some barbecue at the end of the race.

Suddenly the words "defeating the purpose" are echoing throughout my apartment. Hmm, I wonder what that's about.
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Old 01-24-2004, 04:21 PM   #120
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You TRULY are a bastard.


I like it.
Playing the darkside on KOTOR is not having a happy effect on my overall demeanor....
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