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10-06-2012, 08:21 AM | #107 |
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There have been a lot of tear up ones in here.
Dad's was, "you could break an anvil with a rubber mallet" |
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I broke the hitch on the sweeps while fertilizing once. My brother (not too long ago) closed the grain cart auger while it was running. |
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10-06-2012, 08:30 AM | #109 |
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Grandpa when irritated and/or disgusted,"Great day in the morning!!"
Dad to me and lil bro,"why don't you kids go play on the train tracks."
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10-06-2012, 08:30 AM | #110 |
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10-06-2012, 08:33 AM | #111 |
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That happens when you are the only one that can fix the ****-ups.
I learned that really quickly when I started my wood floor business. On a side note, I think the auger on our old 300 bushel grain cart had more welding rod in it than origninal metal. 7th gear over sprinkler tracks doesn't mix for very long. |
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10-06-2012, 08:52 AM | #112 |
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You always knew you were in trouble when my mother would call you out by your full name....and if you ever asked my dad where you at? He would always respond "somewhere between the a and the t...
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10-06-2012, 08:54 AM | #113 |
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10-06-2012, 09:03 AM | #114 |
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My dad was a fly-boy in the USAF so a lot of his vernacular was imported from his work.
"You're as ****ed up as a navigator with a bent slide rule and a hangover." He did 2 tours in Nam as well, so I'd get a lot of pigeon English on occasion. "Boy, we need to Dee Dee Mau" (sp?) which means gtfo. |
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10-06-2012, 09:19 AM | #115 |
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"I'm sweating like a whore in church." /dad
"isha" /Swedish grandma. All three of my sisters still say isha to the little ones when they're making a mess. |
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10-06-2012, 09:26 AM | #116 |
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"it's hotter than a freshly ****ed fox in a Forrest fire."
"it's colder than a nun's **** on Sunday" |
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10-06-2012, 09:32 AM | #117 |
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Mom was no where near as creative or outspoken as dad and grandpa but..
"You kids are driving me up a wall" "Go play in the street" |
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10-06-2012, 09:34 AM | #118 |
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10-06-2012, 09:36 AM | #119 |
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It's colder than a witch's nipple. /notorious's saying
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