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10-07-2010, 09:13 AM | #106 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Yeah. Nothing like investing time, effort, and energy into someone you now think is nothing more than a ****ing troll.
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10-07-2010, 09:21 AM | #107 |
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Sounds to me like your girlfriend is trying to develop at least a speck of self respect.
She probably doesn't want to give you a hummer because she doesn't care for the taste of ass. Go figure. |
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10-07-2010, 09:21 AM | #108 |
THE RED MENACE
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Not that I believe this story but ANY sexual hangup should be like a bright neon sign and a siren going off letting you know it's time to get the **** out.
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10-07-2010, 09:23 AM | #109 |
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You're such a drama queen....working your way up the "biggest doucher" list.
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10-07-2010, 09:25 AM | #110 |
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Wait until you pull out with poopdick. You will think twice about going there again.
To make it worse, she ATM afterwards. I dumped her after that. =/ At least pornstars douche first. |
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10-07-2010, 09:25 AM | #111 |
Ain't no relax!
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I'm a little shocked that he didn't try to drop the "oohh yeah guys... she just told me the reason. It's because my cock is too big." line.
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10-07-2010, 09:30 AM | #112 | |
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And for whoever asked, we never talked about ATM, it just happened. I had mentioned to her before that the best orgasm I ever had was while I was getting head. Ive never in my life been able to get off from a bj, so when I pulled out to unload my population paste she went for it. I guess she didn't want to be outdone by any of my previous conquests. |
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10-07-2010, 09:32 AM | #113 |
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Maybe she's saving the rust-scrunchy for the UPS guy....
Maybe it's your approach "Baby, you ain't gonna shit right for a week!" I'm sure ALL of the good ones order asshole on a stick at the state fair... |
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10-07-2010, 09:36 AM | #114 |
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10-07-2010, 09:38 AM | #115 |
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What can Brown do for you?
Maybe she's taking THAT to the next level. Search the net under ameture. |
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10-07-2010, 09:44 AM | #116 |
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10-07-2010, 09:45 AM | #117 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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10-07-2010, 09:47 AM | #118 |
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Talk to some your co-workers, I'm sure they can show how to handle your box. May be a little DP / TP action in her future.
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10-07-2010, 09:48 AM | #119 |
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Exactly.
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10-07-2010, 09:49 AM | #120 |
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There's something wrong with you.
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