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Amazon Prime. Diapers, formula and everything else in 2 days or less. If you sign up for the recurring delivery, you save 20% more. I still by wipes at Costco. Clothes at Target, Costco and Craigslist. For our second, I went all Ikea crib and furniture which looks great, is functional and ridiculously affordable, I also put a queen size bed in her room and slept in there, which made it much easier to wake up, feed and go back to bed. I had both girls sleeping 12 hours a night by 12 weeks by using sleep training and white noise. And changing a diaper? Ha, who cares? I pick up dog poop all week from two 75 pound Labs that is more "gross" than changing a diaper. |
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Congrats, Buehler! Enjoy the ride. It's awesome!
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08-22-2013, 07:53 PM | #110 |
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Congrats bro!
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08-22-2013, 07:59 PM | #111 |
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Once he starts crawling, put a rope around his waist and tie a tractor tire to it. It builds up leg strength and acceleration if he/she ever wants to play cornerback.
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08-22-2013, 08:06 PM | #112 |
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WOOOOOOT! Kids are awesome!!! Best invention God ever made!!
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I've had just my son and I solely for the past 5 years. During that time I've almost completed my bachelors degree, dated several women, done tons of fun activities (some with him and some without---and the ones that were with him I cherish the most) and I've had no help. Hell not even child support. I, for one, hope that this life is over schtick is nothing more than a pathetic attempt at comedy. If, after looking into your child's just once, doesn't want you to discard a life as "you once knew it" then perhaps counseling would be a useful endeavor. I say this not trying to be malicious, but rather to call your attention that you are objectifying your children as the source of your misery and that is something that, no matter how well you guard your words, is quite detectable. Like I said before, I traded the juvenile spur of the moment actions and what I got instead was undying loyalty and trust. The thrill and the excitement of cultivating a human being who is honest, trustworthy, and mentally strong. I am not perfect by any means, but I can honestly say that my children have given me no sense of misery and I can honestly say I wouldn't have it any other way. |
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If you're a single father, j diddy, do you walk your son on a leash in the park? I hear that's a real chick magnet.
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That doesn't work at all. Just FYI.
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Bah ignore the other advice. Always remember to take you child to the park for a walk every day. If you don't they'll get angry and piss all over the carpets!
Congrats man!
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That leash shit is the most degrading thing I've ever seen in public. THEY'RE NOT A ****ING DOG!
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hahahahahaha (I have a 16 month old) You are in for a CRAZY ass two years But it will be the best thing that ever happened to you..... Its REALLY hard, and will test your relationship...so be strong and remember to take care of the mrs. and also try to carve out some time for just you two (get baby sitters!!! start working on getting baby sitters before you think you are 'ready') I had another really good one but it just left my head.... If youre in northern california , I have a shit load of nice boys things you are welcome to pick through (0-24 month stuff) Don't sweat the small shit youll be fine if you love your woman and your baby.
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