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Jenson71 · 12-21-2011, 11:14 AM

You know, those toilet like things that clean you with shots of water. You crouch down facing the handles and sprays your anus and other parts after you're done.

Pro: 1) Paperless; saves trees and the rainforest 2) . . . .?

Con: 1) Uses more water 2) Might take a while to get used to 3) TP companies lose business

Jenson71 · 12-21-2011, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie

You are wrong.

The real answer to this question is simple. The next time you poop, go ahead and wipe normally. Then, once you are done, wet down some toilet paper and go back in. See what you missed.

But do not post the results on here like it's a pregnancy test.

NewChief · 12-21-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

With respect to squat dumping in a floor hole...my aim and balance just ain't that f'ing good so I'd need handle bars and a large target zone to even have a prayer. I've had my gall bladder removed so if I've been eating some greasy food my shoes are gonna be done. It will just be bananas.

If you've ever visited a squat dumper, you'd know that many share your problem with aim. They're freaking disgusting.

**Baby Lee** · 12-21-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

If you've ever visited a squat dumper, you'd know that many share your problem with aim. They're freaking disgusting.

Reminds me of Seinfeld's bit on Chopsticks. "I mean, they've SEEN a fork. . ."

Can anyone make a case for the advantages of blowing ass into open air, as opposed to a toilet bowl? Seriously.

KCBOSS1 · 12-21-2011, 04:58 PM

I've got two boys that definitely need on. But if we could figure out how to keep the water warm between squirts it would be much better

**Rain Man** · 12-21-2011, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Slainte

I live in Spain and have bidets in both bathrooms. They collect dust.

If they've never been used, can you convert them into a drinking fountain?

Frazod · 12-21-2011, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie

You are wrong.

The real answer to this question is simple. The next time you poop, go ahead and wipe normally. Then, once you are done, wet down some toilet paper and go back in. See what you missed.

That ought to tell you all you need to know.

oh, and baby wipes are an acceptable substitute.

Apparently some of us are better at wiping our asses than others.

Backwards Masking · 12-21-2011, 07:55 PM

Hey a poop thread! and I thought this place was starting to lose it's burst.

it may save trees, but it wastes water, so it's not environmentally friendly, altogether, just when it comes to trees.

Sometimes when you wipe your butt, it takes one swipe and practically nothings there. Other times, it takes 20 swipes and you still don't feel clean.

I didn't spend my toddler years learning to wipe and my whole life doing it just to start all over with an experimental european system that i'm guessing is inferior.

I'm voting Hell No.

Caseyguyrr · 12-21-2011, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking

Hey a poop thread! and I thought this place was starting to lose it's burst.

it may save trees, but it wastes water, so it's not environmentally friendly, altogether, just when it comes to trees.

Sometimes when you wipe your butt, it takes one swipe and practically nothings there. Other times, it takes 20 swipes and you still don't feel clean.

I didn't spend my toddler years learning to wipe and my whole life doing it just to start all over with an experimental european system that i'm guessing is inferior.

I'm voting Hell No.

we could reuse the water to save the earth

**alanm** · 12-21-2011, 09:12 PM

Why do I even click on these threads?

DementedLogic · 12-21-2011, 09:14 PM

My hotel in Japan had a bidet, so i decided to give it a try. Its amazing how much that little squirt of water does. 1 squirt then 1 wipe normally does the trick.

Backwards Masking · 12-21-2011, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Caseyguyrr

we could reuse the water to save the earth

so long we make sure not to mix it in with ou drinking supply

JD10367 · 12-21-2011, 09:30 PM

I have a massage showerhead on a hose. I always give the brown eye a good high-pressure hosedown when showering, usually just after a good crap. It's amazing the stuff you can still wash out from back there even when you think you've wiped clean...

**Nzoner** · 12-21-2011, 09:54 PM

mrs Nzoner just had surgery on her hand and this last weekend whilst at her familys' I got asked so you know what you'd be doing if both hands had been operated on and i said yep,buying a bidet.

**alnorth** · 12-21-2011, 10:01 PM

If this country was completely logical then bidets would be a common fixture in the US. We aren't, so they aren't. After the first couple passes, I routinely take some toilet paper, wet it, then go back in there to get what our primitive caveman paper technology misses. (plus one more dry pass to take care of the moisture, obviously)

Most of you folks who swear by toilet paper alone probably create streaks in your underwear and do a poor job of cleaning up downstairs.

View Poll Results: Should they become more popular?
Yes - more houses should include them. I want one.	27	51.92%
Yes - more houses should include them. But I don't want one.	2	3.85%
No - this is not how we do things in America	19	36.54%
No - they aren't as good as TP	10	19.23%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 52. You may not vote on this poll

12-21-2011, 11:14 AM
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12-21-2011, 07:55 PM	#112
Backwards Masking Bustle in your hedgerow? Join Date: May 2011 Location: NOT Missouri Casino cash: $10004900	Hey a poop thread! and I thought this place was starting to lose it's burst. it may save trees, but it wastes water, so it's not environmentally friendly, altogether, just when it comes to trees. Sometimes when you wipe your butt, it takes one swipe and practically nothings there. Other times, it takes 20 swipes and you still don't feel clean. I didn't spend my toddler years learning to wipe and my whole life doing it just to start all over with an experimental european system that i'm guessing is inferior. I'm voting Hell No.
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DementedLogic Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle, WA Casino cash: $9375080	My hotel in Japan had a bidet, so i decided to give it a try. Its amazing how much that little squirt of water does. 1 squirt then 1 wipe normally does the trick.
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JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I have a massage showerhead on a hose. I always give the brown eye a good high-pressure hosedown when showering, usually just after a good crap. It's amazing the stuff you can still wash out from back there even when you think you've wiped clean...
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12-21-2011, 09:54 PM	#118
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12-21-2011, 10:01 PM	#119
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57166239	If this country was completely logical then bidets would be a common fixture in the US. We aren't, so they aren't. After the first couple passes, I routinely take some toilet paper, wet it, then go back in there to get what our primitive caveman paper technology misses. (plus one more dry pass to take care of the moisture, obviously) Most of you folks who swear by toilet paper alone probably create streaks in your underwear and do a poor job of cleaning up downstairs. __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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