RUDE and off topic Best/worst pickup lines - Page 8

kc hopeful · 12-06-2000, 02:50 PM

Well we have pretty well beat the Chiefs are playing like crap subject into the ground so how about a little juvenile humor. Most of us on occasion have spent some time in a drinking establishment and either heard our even used a line to break the ice. Example- “ You must wash your pants in Windex, cuz I can see myself in them. Or you must work at Subway,, you just gave me a foot-long. Any others that are humors or particularly clever please post below.<BR>

**cdcox** · 12-07-2000, 02:34 PM

Live around here often?

12-07-2000, 05:06 PM

My wife loved it when I said "If I could be anything I'd be a tear- Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips." But it stills seems pretty hokey to me.

Yosemity Sam · 12-07-2000, 05:37 PM

OOOooooooo!!! I had a guy say that to me once too!!! It was wonderful!!! It just about melted me, and yes, it worked [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

seclark · 12-07-2000, 06:06 PM

Like to dance? ....No...........thatz ok, I had to go take a $hit anyway!

Shooter · 12-07-2000, 10:29 PM

How about telling a group of girls that you are out looking for pirates, and when they give the common reply of "huh?" Then you say "you know a pirate, a blond with a black patch!!

Blind ref · 12-08-2000, 04:09 AM

The pickup line I used was corny but I always got a smile or at least a conversation. Hi what is your name? Well hi _____ my name is Calgon can I take you away.

12-07-2000, 02:34 PM	#106
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12-07-2000, 05:06 PM	#107
AustinChief Guest Casino cash: $	My wife loved it when I said "If I could be anything I'd be a tear- Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips." But it stills seems pretty hokey to me.
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12-07-2000, 05:37 PM	#108
Yosemity Sam Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	OOOooooooo!!! I had a guy say that to me once too!!! It was wonderful!!! It just about melted me, and yes, it worked [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
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12-07-2000, 06:06 PM	#109
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $209900	Like to dance? ....No...........thatz ok, I had to go take a $hit anyway!
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12-07-2000, 10:29 PM	#110
Shooter Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	How about telling a group of girls that you are out looking for pirates, and when they give the common reply of "huh?" Then you say "you know a pirate, a blond with a black patch!!
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12-06-2000, 02:50 PM
kc hopeful Starter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Texas Pothandle Casino cash: $10005020	Well we have pretty well beat the Chiefs are playing like crap subject into the ground so how about a little juvenile humor. Most of us on occasion have spent some time in a drinking establishment and either heard our even used a line to break the ice. Example- “ You must wash your pants in Windex, cuz I can see myself in them. Or you must work at Subway,, you just gave me a foot-long. Any others that are humors or particularly clever please post below.<BR>
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12-08-2000, 04:09 AM	#111
Blind ref Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	The pickup line I used was corny but I always got a smile or at least a conversation. Hi what is your name? Well hi _____ my name is Calgon can I take you away.
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