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Don't get me wrong, I hope these stories are true and my feelings aren't rooted in jealousy. I don't mean to call you an outright liar, but something in my gut tells me you're full of shit. Like I said earlier, I've been wrong before and if I'm wrong this time I will apologize for questioning your integrity. |
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06-10-2013, 08:52 PM | #123 |
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06-10-2013, 08:53 PM | #124 |
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06-10-2013, 08:55 PM | #125 |
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You aren't happy.
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06-10-2013, 08:55 PM | #126 |
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Am I the ONLY one who remembers Hootie's rant on the Chiefsplanet facebook page last year?
There's no way he's 38. And btw, if it weren't for the facebook rant, I'd be a bit more panicked right now. |
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06-10-2013, 08:55 PM | #127 | |
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one night, when our relationship was FIRST starting, I talked her into meeting me at the bar where my roommate was bartending...she did...he got us ****ED up...and she had to work at Panera at 6 AM so her alarm went off at 5:15 AM...she had pissed the bed, of course...and I was like "god damnit" and I woke up...and I kept trying to wake her up...and finally I ****ing picked her up out of bed...and took her to the bathroom so she could get ready for work... she was so out of it...she looked in the mirror for a second (I think she was still asleep, I'm not sure)...and then went right back to bed (I had to flip the mattress, of course!)...and I was like "wtf?" So I just gave up (it was 5:15) and went back to bed (this was her 2nd job at the time so I figured if she didn't care I didn't care)... she woke up around 9 AM and was like "wtf why didn't you wake me up?!" and I was like...you've got to be ****ing kidding me and she was fired |
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06-10-2013, 08:56 PM | #128 |
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He's 28, which is moderately pathetic.
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06-10-2013, 08:56 PM | #129 |
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06-10-2013, 08:56 PM | #130 |
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Get to cuddlin. If you don't hurry she's going to finish before you ever get started.
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06-10-2013, 08:57 PM | #131 |
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It's amazingly obvious to anyone who is familiar with your type, Hootie.
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06-10-2013, 08:58 PM | #132 |
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as for grabbing dude's 'junk' at bars
I also squeeze the strong guy's muscles and call them big strong men...or big strong teddy bears in fact, I met out a bunch of people at a bar last week and one huge tatted up dude was there (that I had never seen)...and we were all at one table and after about an hour he was like "hey remember me from last week?" and I was like ....no? And he's like, "yeah you came up to me at the end of the night and squeezed my muscles and told me I was a big strong bear and then I got really pissed off and wanted to kill you..." and I was like....oh! Cool! Sorry brah! But he just laughed and said he was having a bad night...and now we're totally cool! BECAUSE HE GETS ME NOW HE GETS ME |
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06-10-2013, 08:59 PM | #134 |
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06-10-2013, 09:01 PM | #135 |
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I'd rather piss into the wind. And then post about it on ChiefsPlanet.
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