Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! - Page 9

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM

The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray

Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team

The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
Delano
scott free
On the Warpath58
PastorMikH
Chieficus
AZChiefFan
NJChieffan
Metrolike
mmaddog
unlurking

The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.

The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)

PinkFloyd · 11-01-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Three courtrooms down, and 12 years back.

Sorry -- I just woke up from a concussion !!

11-01-2006, 08:41 PM

Any more questions? Mel Kiper and I are going to run a train on that Rachel Nichols chick.

Frazod · 11-01-2006, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd

Sorry -- I just woke up from a concussion !!

Get out. And

I'm really starting to enjoy this.

Mecca · 11-01-2006, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merril Hoge

Sure, but they've been wrong before.

So let me get this right.........you a 4th/5th team anaylst for ESPN, being that low must show something about what your employer thinks of you considering some of the other people employed there......thinks he knows more than the people in charge of running the NFL? The people in charge of the biggest most popular sport in North America.......Mr. Hodge do you realize how completely out of touch that is? Not to mention your background which we have discussed of being hazy and having your own concussion and brain trauma issues.

I think it could be said that you Merrill Hodge, have a bias in this situation. Being that you have suffered from concussions you feel for the recipient because you were there. You don't look at it objectivly as say the NFL office would.......people who are paid to evaluate these things with no emotions just on the pure facts of the matter.

OldTownChief · 11-01-2006, 08:43 PM

In other news: Carrie Underwood has made three straight #1 singles.

11-01-2006, 08:44 PM

OK. We done here? That firecrotch is waitin.'

PinkFloyd · 11-01-2006, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Get out. And

I'm really starting to enjoy this.

Took you long enough to say that...

Frazod · 11-01-2006, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd

Took you long enough to say that...

Sorry. The bailiff was playing minesweeper.

Mecca · 11-01-2006, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merril Hoge

OK. We done here? That firecrotch is waitin.'

You are obviously a high character witness.........in closing I'd just like to point out that after all of the chips from this witness were layed out that you sir have been exposed as a fraud.....you are no doctor or expert you are just another person with a personal opinion

The only thing you are an expert on is a "factor back" and even people who watch your shows still don't know what that is.

No further questions.

PinkFloyd · 11-01-2006, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Sorry. The bailiff was playing minesweeper.

Check out the nice blonde in the front row... She's not wearing panties !!!

Mecca · 11-01-2006, 08:49 PM

The defendant myself needs to shower in the real world.......so I shall take a recess.

Frazod · 11-01-2006, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd

Check out the nice blonde in the front row... She's not wearing panties !!!

That's redrum's mom.

PinkFloyd · 11-01-2006, 08:51 PM

Hammock Parties · 11-01-2006, 08:52 PM

If the court will allow it, I have another witness.

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 08:54 PM

Mr. Hoge may step down unless another member of the defense or prosecution needs you later. Thank you for your service, and the court will declare a short recess. Dibs on the jungle gym.

11-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! The Defendant: Mecca The Judicial Team Presiding Judge: Rain Man Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon Chief Bailiff: frazod Assistant Bailiff: slag02 Court reporter and commentator: Greg63 Court reporter and commentator: SPChief Courtroom artist: stevieray Prosecution Team: Donger - Lead Prosecutor Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal Defense Team: Redrum_69 - Lead Defender JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team The jury: Adept Havelock JimNasium Delano scott free On the Warpath58 PastorMikH Chieficus AZChiefFan NJChieffan Metrolike mmaddog unlurking The charges: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.) Charge 5. General mayhem. Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process. Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well. Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.) Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement. Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement. Step 7. Jury deliberations. Step 8. The reading of the verdict. Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing. The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel. (Banging gavel)
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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	Mr. Hoge may step down unless another member of the defense or prosecution needs you later. Thank you for your service, and the court will declare a short recess. Dibs on the jungle gym. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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