What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? - Page 9

teedubya · 12:02 AM

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

**ShortRoundChief** · 11-17-2008, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

I like to encourage people here lately so rather than ripping on your hairstyle choices, I'm going to refer you to some resources.
http://www.locksoflove.org/
http://www.angelhairfoundation.org/

Best of luck, hippy.

me thinks you be jealous

11-17-2008, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

me thinks you be jealous

Oh definitely. I want to spend more than the 14 seconds on my hair daily. I have tons of free time.

ClevelandBronco · 11-17-2008, 12:55 AM

In the Lounge:

Usually a well-behaved guest watching the game at a well-liked Chiefs fan's home.

Also, not a Broncos "fan." (After the Browns became the Ravens I'm unwilling to apply for fan-dom for any team I don't own. That's kind of why I made the avatar.) Comfortable admitting obvious frailties in Mr. Bowlen's team as well as obvious strengths in teams that are owned by others.

In D.C.:

Formerly outspoken atheist, Objectivist and Libertarian who was called one day to listen to the Holy Spirit instead, but one who kept a fair portion of his libertarian politics despite the spiritual change.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo

It's all there. I'll come to a KC game an tailgate with you guys and you can see for yourself. It's just a poker hat.

Yeah.

Good thing you keep it on 'cause you wouldn't want your scalp to show a tell...

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

Yeah.

Good thing you keep it on 'cause you wouldn't want your scalp to show a tell...

Ok, if I ever make to it TV I'll wear shades and lose the hat. I use it to tilt my bill down so the guy can't see my eyes.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo

Ok, if I ever make to it TV I'll wear shades and lose the hat. I use it to tilt my bill down so the guy can't see my eyes.

Instead, wink a lot. Scrunch yer' whole face.

People have a natural urge to try to ignore people with disabilities and not stare. Look like you've got a facial tic.

Should get you out of the first day anyway...

**ShortRoundChief** · 11-17-2008, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Oh definitely. I want to spend more than the 14 seconds on my hair daily. I have tons of free time.

Just think of the bright side. Time is money---oh yeah and all that cash on shampoo you'll no longer need..

**ShortRoundChief** · 11-17-2008, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

In the Lounge:

Usually a well-behaved guest watching the game at a well-liked Chiefs fan's home.

Also, not a Broncos "fan." (After the Browns became the Ravens I'm unwilling to apply for fan-dom for any team I don't own. That's kind of why I made the avatar.) Comfortable admitting obvious frailties in Mr. Bowlen's team as well as obvious strengths in teams that are owned by others.

In D.C.:

Formerly outspoken atheist, Objectivist and Libertarian who was called one day to listen to the Holy Spirit instead, but one who kept a fair portion of his libertarian politics despite the spiritual change.

so you're sybil

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

Just think of the bright side. Time is money---oh yeah and all that cash on shampoo you'll no longer need..

I actually snapped a hair brush in half in my hair one day.

**ShortRoundChief** · 11-17-2008, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I actually snapped a hair brush in half in my hair one day.

holy ****

don't let delilah anywhere near that shit

ClevelandBronco · 11-17-2008, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

so you're sybil

I've learned to adapt and overcome.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I actually snapped a hair brush in half in my hair one day.

Good God, wash that $#it man...

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

Good God, wash that $#it man...

LOL I do, it was wet and I had just showered that was probably why so it was heavier.

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

Instead, wink a lot. Scrunch yer' whole face.

People have a natural urge to try to ignore people with disabilities and not stare. Look like you've got a facial tic.

Should get you out of the first day anyway...

Heh.

**KcMizzou** · 11-17-2008, 01:19 AM

Don't think I have one. I'm really pretty boring.

11-16-2008, 10:31 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP. I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using. Damn you CP 2.0!!1 I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible. So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia. while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness. [ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ] Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most. Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there. So now... I need a new schpeil. Gaz had his gay font he used. Rainman has his polls. FAX did limericks. Donger patented the question mark. Simply Red starts very feminine threads. Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams. Skip Towne is old. Phobia has mod abuse hilarity. Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going. \|Zach\| has this smug snarkiness deal Herzig has a ridiculous post count. George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets. Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'. Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever. Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life. I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities. That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now. Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest? Last edited by teedubya; 11-17-2008 at 12:02 AM..
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11-17-2008, 12:55 AM	#123
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11-17-2008, 01:19 AM	#135
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