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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:32 PM   #61
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:32 PM   #62
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I would like to see SNR post as if he was a Klingon. He could pull it off.
You hear that, Direckshun?

Give the people what they want.

Well, actually don't. Because you're going to be my rape toy to begin the 2014 year.

If you do a good job, I may do some Klingon shit just to reward you for being a good lap dog.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:34 PM   #63
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You hear that, Direckshun?

Give the people what they want.

Well, actually don't. Because you're going to be my rape toy to begin the 2014 year.

If you do a good job, I may do some Klingon shit just to reward you for being a good lap dog.
I'm not opposed to it. But I have no idea what Klingon is.

I guess we'll all find out in a year.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:37 PM   #64
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Oh?

How confident are you?

Care to make it interesting?

I'm not kidding. I'm taking all comers.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:38 PM   #65
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Keeping Branden Albert for a season doesn't make any sense to me if I'm thinking the way this front office is thinking.

It's not really on topic, or anything, just a stray thought following from SNR.

If I'm this front office, I'm probably willing to pay Branden Albert Top 10 LT money, like make him the 5th or 6th best paid.

If he's looking to be the 1st or 2nd best paid, and I'm not willing to do that... then having him play on the tag for a year doesn't make sense. His demands aren't going to come down for any conceivable reason, he's going to be a worse cap hit next year. And his trade value will be lower because he'll be another year older, and potentially injured.

You can get a 2nd rounder for him now. Or you can shit compensation next year, or even worse, let him walk and get zero compensation until 2015.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:38 PM   #66
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:38 PM   #67
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I'm not opposed to it. But I have no idea what Klingon is.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:45 PM   #69
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:49 PM   #71
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Just secured a third bet.

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If GoChiefs would step up his frontal lobe and beef up his bet with me, this place is going to be veeeeeeeeeeeeeery entertaining the day after Week 17.
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If GoChiefs would step up his frontal lobe and beef up his bet with me, this place is going to be veeeeeeeeeeeeeery entertaining the day after Week 17.
Alright you little bitch, here's some beef:

If Luke Joeckel gives up 7 or more sacks, you have to make little shows of obeisance and prayer to every thread I post. Basically just come in the thread and make a post blowing me. I have confidence you can mix it up.

If Joeckel gaves up fewer than seven sacks I'll do the same for your shitty threads.
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Alright you little bitch, here's some beef:

If Luke Joeckel gives up 7 or more sacks, you have to make little shows of obeisance and prayer to every thread I post. Basically just come in the thread and make a post blowing me. I have confidence you can mix it up.

If Joeckel gaves up fewer than seven sacks I'll do the same for your shitty threads.


Now we're cooking with gas.

Keep in mind I'm talking about the exact same conditions as in the OP with SNR.

How long do we need to keep this up? I think this is amusing, but could wear thin after a month. We could do Feb. 15th, just like the bet I have with SNR.
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