Poop What happened to SDH - Page 23

Sassy Squatch · 11-25-2013, 09:17 AM

Did he get permabanned?

**J Diddy** · 11-26-2013, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Oh man up and add butter.

Seriously.

You just saved me at least $10 every time I go to the movies for the rest of my life. I can see my 11 year old asking for some popcorn and me having to tell him no way because popcorn smells like rotten crotch.

booger · 11-26-2013, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Really bad stuff smells like popcorn.

Sit in a women's stall in a bathroom for an afternoon. You just may turn gay.

One of my first jobs was retail sales. I also did maintenance waxing the floors and cleaned the restrooms the nights I closed. A women's public restroom is a very scary horrifying place for sure. Thank god for hazmat suits and respirators.

**Rausch** · 11-26-2013, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Not for him. I write for myself these days. I report to me. Screw everybody else. Here's my most recent work: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater

Katipan · 11-26-2013, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Seriously.

You just saved me at least $10 every time I go to the movies for the rest of my life. I can see my 11 year old asking for some popcorn and me having to tell him no way because popcorn smells like rotten crotch.

Even the popcorn jelly bellies smell like it. So you either make him scared of popcorn and jelly beans or you have him embrace it and he'll have the tools to make one (or many more) lady very happy.

Raiderhater · 11-26-2013, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

One of my first jobs was retail sales. I also did maintenance waxing the floors and cleaned the restrooms the nights I closed. A women's public restroom is a very scary horrifying place for sure. Thank god for hazmat suits and respirators.

I have a story or two from my time in restaurants and bars. And women have the audacity to call us filthy creatures.

booger · 11-26-2013, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

I have a story or two from my time in restaurants and bars. And women have the audacity to call us filthy creatures.

Yep. Seen plenty of dive bars with a uni sex bath room. I never knew something so stinky could come out of such a pretty gal.

**J Diddy** · 11-26-2013, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Even the popcorn jelly bellies smell like it. So you either make him scared of popcorn and jelly beans or you have him embrace it and he'll have the tools to make one (or many more) lady very happy.

Or I can teach him what to avoid so he doesn't get a popcorn infection in his mouth that causes his tongue to explode when it's hot outside.

"Honey, you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
"No dear, my vagina smells like freshly popped popcorn."
"I think it's time we see other people."

booger · 11-26-2013, 10:22 PM

Suddenly I'm craving cottage cheese

Raiderhater · 11-26-2013, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

Yep. Seen plenty of dive bars with a uni sex bath room. I never knew something so stinky could come out of such a pretty gal.

Not just stinky. Had a gal sitting at the bar one night who was with a friend and kind of emotional. It was busy that night so I couldn't spend time hovering the area trying to figure out what was up but, kept an eye on her. At some point my cocktail comes up to me and tells me she has learned the gal had just had a miscarriage. Shortly after the gal gets up and goes into the bathroom. She comes out, they pay up and leave. Immediately after my cocktail is back telling me that there is blood on the toilette and floor from the gal and that there is no way in hell she was going to/could clean it up. So I got stuck with e dirty deed. There really wasn't very much blood but, it was disgusting as fuck just the same.

As I recall, I made my cocktail close and clean my bar for me that night while I sat there drinking whiskey.

booger · 11-26-2013, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Not just stinky. Had a gal sitting at the bar one night who was with a friend and kind of emotional. It was busy that night so I couldn't spend time hovering the area trying to figure out what was up but, kept an eye on her. At some point my cocktail comes up to me and tells me she has learned the gal had just had a miscarriage. Shortly after the gal gets up and goes into the bathroom. She comes out, they pay up and leave. Immediately after my cocktail is back telling me that there is blood on the toilette and floor from the gal and that there is no way in hell she was going to/could clean it up. So I got stuck with e dirty deed. There really wasn't very much blood but, it was disgusting as **** just the same.

As I recall, I made my cocktail close and clean my bar for me that night while I sat there drinking whiskey.

Omg. That's nasty! Probably need a wet/dry vac to clean that up.

tk13 · 11-26-2013, 10:30 PM

This and the goat thread in one night. You are all a bunch of sick, twisted people.

Raiderhater · 11-26-2013, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

Omg. That's nasty! Probably need a wet/dry vac to clean that up.

Naw, not nearly that much blood. Not even being close to pooling.

Just gloves, a cleaning rag, disinfectant cleaner and bleach. Gloves and rag were immediately thrown in the trash and the trash immediately taken out. Then a shot of some sort and back to work.

booger · 11-26-2013, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Naw, not nearly that much blood. Not even being close to pooling.

Just gloves, a cleaning rag, disinfectant cleaner and bleach. Gloves and rag were immediately thrown in the trash and the trash immediately taken out. Then a shot of some sort and back to work.

That's good. Still bad enough though!

Raiderhater · 11-26-2013, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

That's good. Still bad enough though!

I shudder to think what worse would be like.

11-26-2013, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

I shudder to think what worse would be like.

If your future wife has a C-sec and the doctor tells you not to look over the curtain, just take his advice at face value.

11-25-2013, 09:17 AM
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11-26-2013, 10:22 PM	#338
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11-26-2013, 10:30 PM	#341
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