Other Games Gladiator Round 1, Match 12: Rain Man vs. BigCatDaddy

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:06 PM

Rain Man:

Net and Trident

Backup bowie knife

Prep Time: 62 seconds

BigCatDaddy:

Derringer (one shot)

No backup weapon

Prep Time: 67 seconds

Venue:

Classic home living room (Starting distance: 18 feet)

**Dartgod** · 07-03-2011, 10:10 PM

A trident and a net? Who are you, Poseidon?

KurtCobain · 07-03-2011, 10:12 PM

Ready. Set. Go.

Boom! Hole in Rainman's torso, as he rushes BigCat trident held out in front of him. BCD throws the gun and dinks rainman in the head and he's completely off balance and bleeding still.

Cat Daddy picked up the 3 foot long coffee table and knocks the slowed RM down. Then he takes the trident and beats rainman senseless. Rainman tries to pull out net or knife, no use. Life.. Fading.. Away...

Cat Daddy takes Rainman's knife and cuts his head off and eats it.

Game.

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

A trident and a net? Who are you, Poseidon?

I saw it in the weapons catalog and couldn't resist. I liked the style.

Ebolapox · 07-03-2011, 10:13 PM

what's a derringer? I don't want to look it up. I'd guess gun.

**kysirsoze** · 07-03-2011, 10:13 PM

At 18ft, I'm gonna have to go BCD. Sorry, Rainman, but I just don't have enough faith in your trident skills.

Otter · 07-03-2011, 10:16 PM

I try to rate as objectivity as possible.

Rain Man gets his feet entangled in the net while adjusting his trident falling over and taking out a lamp. The only source of light in the house. BigCatDaddy rushes him in an attempt to get the upper hand.

Rain Man pulls out his backup knife with no idea what to do with it but in a moment of opportunity and luck it's pointing upwards on the BCD rush. BCD falls on it and Rain Man realizes his blood lust.

It can only be an orgy of blood from here on out.

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:18 PM

What I have to do here is move fast. As soon as the match starts I'm going to fling the net and then charge, doing the serpentine thing. He'll have to dodge the net or get tangled up in it, and I only have to cover about 12 feet before I'm nailing him with the trident. And with one shot from a small and inaccurate weapon, he's going to have to get really lucky to hit me at all, much less with an incapacitating shot. Most likely he's going to end up tangled up getting pitchforked like a bale of BigHayDaddy. Then I'll cut off his ear and add it to my necklace.

KurtCobain · 07-03-2011, 10:19 PM

Do you have trident experience, Rainman? Or experience being shot at? Or experience moving quickly?

KurtCobain · 07-03-2011, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1

what's a derringer? I don't want to look it up. I'd guess gun.

It killed the guy who freed the blacks.

KurtCobain · 07-03-2011, 10:21 PM

This fight shouldve been in a theater with a production of moby dick playing on stage.

4th and Long · 07-03-2011, 10:23 PM

Unbeknownst to BCD there is an aquarium in the living room., filled with man eatiing, flying, piranahas. Lord Poseidon calls upon the power of his magic trident and the killer flying fish spring into action. Having only a single shot weapon, BCD is doomed and eaten alive.
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SDChiefs · 07-03-2011, 10:23 PM

I have to give this to rainman for not giving himself a hydrogen bomb and bcd a bag of flour.

**alnorth** · 07-03-2011, 10:25 PM

ummm, what is the caliber?

I've been quickly looking around google, and the typical caliber for a single-shot derringer is just .22, though they apparently do make some larger single-shot derringers

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1

what's a derringer? I don't want to look it up. I'd guess gun.

It's a popgun that guys in the old west hid in their boots, and that saloon girls hid in their corsets. You're not going to beat a fast guy with a net, trident, and bowie knife with one of those.

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07-03-2011, 10:06 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 1, Match 12: Rain Man vs. BigCatDaddy Rain Man: Net and Trident Backup bowie knife Prep Time: 62 seconds BigCatDaddy: Derringer (one shot) No backup weapon Prep Time: 67 seconds Venue: Classic home living room (Starting distance: 18 feet)
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07-03-2011, 10:10 PM	#2
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7410000	A trident and a net? Who are you, Poseidon? __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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07-03-2011, 10:12 PM	#3
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1557903	Ready. Set. Go. Boom! Hole in Rainman's torso, as he rushes BigCat trident held out in front of him. BCD throws the gun and dinks rainman in the head and he's completely off balance and bleeding still. Cat Daddy picked up the 3 foot long coffee table and knocks the slowed RM down. Then he takes the trident and beats rainman senseless. Rainman tries to pull out net or knife, no use. Life.. Fading.. Away... Cat Daddy takes Rainman's knife and cuts his head off and eats it. Game.
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07-03-2011, 10:13 PM	#5
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $2099903	what's a derringer? I don't want to look it up. I'd guess gun.
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07-03-2011, 10:13 PM	#6
kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $3766946	At 18ft, I'm gonna have to go BCD. Sorry, Rainman, but I just don't have enough faith in your trident skills.
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07-03-2011, 10:18 PM	#8
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	What I have to do here is move fast. As soon as the match starts I'm going to fling the net and then charge, doing the serpentine thing. He'll have to dodge the net or get tangled up in it, and I only have to cover about 12 feet before I'm nailing him with the trident. And with one shot from a small and inaccurate weapon, he's going to have to get really lucky to hit me at all, much less with an incapacitating shot. Most likely he's going to end up tangled up getting pitchforked like a bale of BigHayDaddy. Then I'll cut off his ear and add it to my necklace. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-03-2011, 10:19 PM	#9
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1557903	Do you have trident experience, Rainman? Or experience being shot at? Or experience moving quickly?
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07-03-2011, 10:21 PM	#11
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1557903	This fight shouldve been in a theater with a production of moby dick playing on stage.
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07-03-2011, 10:23 PM	#12
4th and Long Wheeeeee!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $9334925	Unbeknownst to BCD there is an aquarium in the living room., filled with man eatiing, flying, piranahas. Lord Poseidon calls upon the power of his magic trident and the killer flying fish spring into action. Having only a single shot weapon, BCD is doomed and eaten alive. Posted via Mobile Device
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07-03-2011, 10:23 PM	#13
SDChiefs Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Americas Finest City Casino cash: $8250778	I have to give this to rainman for not giving himself a hydrogen bomb and bcd a bag of flour.
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07-03-2011, 10:25 PM	#14
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57166239	ummm, what is the caliber? I've been quickly looking around google, and the typical caliber for a single-shot derringer is just .22, though they apparently do make some larger single-shot derringers __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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