Other Games Gladiator Round 1, Match 9: cabletech94 vs. SNR

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 12:35 PM

cabletech94:

Bo Staff

backup bowie knife

Prep time: 94 seconds

SNR

Vial of thick lotion that, if rubbed on the skin of opponent, will weaken them in 10 minutes and paralyze them for an hour in 20 minutes (you have protective gloves)

No backup weapon

Prep time: 14 seconds

Venue:

In free-fall at 20,000 feet, with parachutes, and with a snake and gator-filled swamp below you. Initial Distance: 500 feet apart

(Odd coincidence that we have another one of these so early, but hey, it's a nice day for a parachute jump.)

KurtCobain · 07-03-2011, 12:37 PM

I think SNR gets covered in that stuff and then he's screwed.

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 12:53 PM

I think the parachute fall is non-eventful unless cabletech can cut SNR's chute or SNR can get close enough to do the lotion thing. And if SNR gets close, cabletech could probably foul his parachute lines with the bo staff.

So they hit the ground. The next question is whether cabletech can keep SNR from touching him. On dry ground, perhaps SNR could sneak in and take a beating, but get some poison on cabletech. In a swamp, though, I think it's hard to move fast enough to do that. Cabletech will conk SNR on the head a bunch of times, but that's about it.

I think the match ends with SNR managing to get in and weaken cabletech, but getting stabbed to death in the process.

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 12:55 PM

Actually, I'm rethinking this. It's a swamp. Any chance that SNR could put the poison on a leaf or stick or something, and apply it to cabletech that way?

lostcause · 07-03-2011, 01:03 PM

I think this one goes to who is most adept at not being killed by snakes or gators.

AndChiefs · 07-03-2011, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Actually, I'm rethinking this. It's a swamp. Any chance that SNR could put the poison on a leaf or stick or something, and apply it to cabletech that way?

Hmm...would depend on how far away he lands from cabletech...and how much poison he has. Also, he could start sweating in the swamp and wipe his brow, thus paralyzing himself.

I have to go with cabletech.

threebag · 07-03-2011, 01:30 PM

It put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

**RealSNR** · 07-03-2011, 01:57 PM

Fate ****s me over

**cabletech94** · 07-03-2011, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostcause

I think this one goes to who is most adept at not being killed by snakes or gators.

don't forget that cabletech has to deal with those effing snakes on a day to day basis.

p.s. i love you guys!!!!!

happy birthday America

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2011, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

Fate ****s me over

Fate is a harsh mistress in a leather corset and stilettos.

**alnorth** · 07-03-2011, 02:27 PM

gotta go with cable. since neither has a ranged weapon, the parachute fall doesn't matter. If they get too close to each other, they will foul each other up and plummet to the earth to their deaths.

SNR got a rough draw, but the fact that its a swamp seals it. There's mud and water everywhere. on spashdown its gonna be tougher to rub anything onto the other guy's skin, and he can easily wash it off if he suspects it is harmful.

SNR faces a screaming stabbity end.

**RealSNR** · 07-03-2011, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alnorth

gotta go with cable. since neither has a ranged weapon, the parachute fall doesn't matter. If they get too close to each other, they will foul each other up and plummet to the earth to their deaths.

SNR got a rough draw, but the fact that its a swamp seals it. There's mud and water everywhere. on spashdown its gonna be tougher to rub anything onto the other guy's skin, and he can easily wash it off if he suspects it is harmful.

SNR faces a screaming stabbity end.

It's a shame because (once again) if I had the knife, this would be a completely different outcome

WV · 07-03-2011, 03:10 PM

Hand some guys here a vial of lotion and they'd take themselves out in a matter of seconds!

**Bowser** · 07-03-2011, 03:10 PM

I voted for SNR.

**Bowser** · 07-03-2011, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

I voted for SNR.

Hahhahaha! Nah, cable wins this.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
cabletech94	41	77.36%
SNR	12	22.64%
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07-03-2011, 12:35 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3218491 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 1, Match 9: cabletech94 vs. SNR cabletech94: Bo Staff backup bowie knife Prep time: 94 seconds SNR Vial of thick lotion that, if rubbed on the skin of opponent, will weaken them in 10 minutes and paralyze them for an hour in 20 minutes (you have protective gloves) No backup weapon Prep time: 14 seconds Venue: In free-fall at 20,000 feet, with parachutes, and with a snake and gator-filled swamp below you. Initial Distance: 500 feet apart (Odd coincidence that we have another one of these so early, but hey, it's a nice day for a parachute jump.)
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07-03-2011, 12:37 PM	#2
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1637903	I think SNR gets covered in that stuff and then he's screwed.
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07-03-2011, 12:53 PM	#3
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3218491 VARSITY	I think the parachute fall is non-eventful unless cabletech can cut SNR's chute or SNR can get close enough to do the lotion thing. And if SNR gets close, cabletech could probably foul his parachute lines with the bo staff. So they hit the ground. The next question is whether cabletech can keep SNR from touching him. On dry ground, perhaps SNR could sneak in and take a beating, but get some poison on cabletech. In a swamp, though, I think it's hard to move fast enough to do that. Cabletech will conk SNR on the head a bunch of times, but that's about it. I think the match ends with SNR managing to get in and weaken cabletech, but getting stabbed to death in the process. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-03-2011, 12:55 PM	#4
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3218491 VARSITY	Actually, I'm rethinking this. It's a swamp. Any chance that SNR could put the poison on a leaf or stick or something, and apply it to cabletech that way? __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-03-2011, 01:03 PM	#5
lostcause Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Casino cash: $9609965	I think this one goes to who is most adept at not being killed by snakes or gators.
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07-03-2011, 02:27 PM	#11
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57166239	gotta go with cable. since neither has a ranged weapon, the parachute fall doesn't matter. If they get too close to each other, they will foul each other up and plummet to the earth to their deaths. SNR got a rough draw, but the fact that its a swamp seals it. There's mud and water everywhere. on spashdown its gonna be tougher to rub anything onto the other guy's skin, and he can easily wash it off if he suspects it is harmful. SNR faces a screaming stabbity end. __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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07-03-2011, 03:10 PM	#13
WV Veteran Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: In the Holler Casino cash: $10004950	Hand some guys here a vial of lotion and they'd take themselves out in a matter of seconds!
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07-03-2011, 03:10 PM	#14
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