Best Dolt fan reactions to Norv's hiring - Page 2

BigRock · 02-19-2007, 12:14 PM

Possibly the best reaction is that the message board on the official Chargers site has a petition against hiring Norv.

http://www.petitiononline.com/norv/petition.html

And a poll there has a 90% "no" vote in asking if people think the hire is a good idea. Feel free to add any good lines you see!

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NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOooooooooo!

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God I feel I'm gonna be sick!!!!

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Hiring Norv Turner only makes sense if A.J. Smith has a lot of money invested in Norv Turner effigies.

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Oh god I feel sick. I need to gather myself here for a second......Im not liking this right now but I have no choice but to give it a chance(if all this is true). Im going to focus on the positives. Take Rivers for example, this should benefit him the most. I can see Rivers really taking it to another level with Norv running the show. Okay I was going to list some more positives but Im not feeling so good again....oh god!

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I cant believe we could end up with Cotrell as DC. With all the bright young defensive minds around the NFL, including the ones that were interviewed for HC we could end up with Cotrell in charger of a young Charger defense with so much potential. What a waste.

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I thought we were trying to IMPROVE the head coaching position..

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I seriously might be ill. Norv Turner, looks like a nice guy. About as inspiring as soggy dog poop. Hello, what a tired, retreaded, been-there-done-that, abysmal failure of a HC as a choice. Unbelievable. If AJ is such a genius, how do you figure this? You have great guys like singletary, Rex Ryan, ron rivera (the last two coached, you know, OK defenses last year), and you wind up with Norv freakin turner? It's like being able to choose any car in the world you want and you pick a 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera with duct tape holding the door on.

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Woopty doo. Troy Aikman had him give his HOF speech. Walter Payton's son gave his acceptance speech...should we give young twenty something year old Jarret Payton an interview on Monday too? I'll let Norv's 59-82 career record be the judge of him

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Jerry Rice in his book described Norv as guy who couldn't control the players, and not a good authority figure.

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It's a good thing I hadn't had breakfast yet when I heard this litle tidbit on ESPN Radio.

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This is an absolutely HORRIBLE decision. I am seriously thinking about canceling my season tickets in protest. What a dumb dumb dumb move.

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Norv Turner can kiss my left nut.

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I think you guys should give Norv another chance. He is a GREAT coach.

Signed
Mike Shanahan
Head Coach
Denver Broncos

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I agree with Mike! Give the guy a chance.

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Herm Edwards
Head Coach
Kansas City Chiefs

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Yes, biggest mistake I have ever made was firing Norv Turner. I give you my unqualified support of Norv.

Signed
Al Davis
Oakland Raiders

|Zach| · 02-19-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Herm got them to the playoffs? That is news. How about the most improbable sunday in the history of the NFL had to happen for the Chiefs to make it to the playoffs...

Then watch Herm totally face plant the offense in the Playoffs...

You Cheer for him if you like, I will continue to pile on his every mistake...

The playoffs are only decided it one week of play?

Someone should have made a thread.

Those other teams going against us had to win and they didn't. We won.

Archie Bunker · 02-19-2007, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Herm got them to the playoffs? That is news. How about the most improbable sunday in the history of the NFL had to happen for the Chiefs to make it to the playoffs...

Then watch Herm totally face plant the offense in the Playoffs...

You Cheer for him if you like, I will continue to pile on his every mistake...

A lesser coach wouldn't have even had the Chiefs in that position considering all the injuries/retirements. Herm did a good job this year.

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by (Zach)

The playoffs are only decided it one week of play?

Someone should have made a thread.

Those other teams going against us had to win and they didn't. We won.

Agree Zach, But it is no secret here, I cant stand Herm, thought he was a complete moron and tool bag in NYJ...

I have said it before, I wont give him a fair shake regardless of what he does. Like I told Htismaqe, I will gladly eat crow for an AFC Championship Game or Superbowl appearance. But History and Herm like to repeat themselves, so I am not worried about bellying up to the table for a plate of BBQ Crow and Beer...

Herm is a joke and I will be here leading the charge when you guys decided that his sorry act is wore out, Just let me know when you are ready to run him out of town...

**The Bad Guy** · 02-19-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Well that looks like the ChiefsPlanet when Carl annouced the hire of Herm...

They realized they are completely fucked now... It took most of us a year to realize we are totally fucked.

Does your world revolve around making posts about Herm Edwards?

**The Bad Guy** · 02-19-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Agree Zach, But it is no secret here, I cant stand Herm, thought he was a complete moron and tool bag in NYJ...

I have said it before, I wont give him a fair shake regardless of what he does. Like I told Htismaqe, I will gladly eat crow for an AFC Championship Game or Superbowl appearance. But History and Herm like to repeat themselves, so I am not worried about bellying up to the table for a plate of BBQ Crow and Beer...

Herm is a joke and I will be here leading the charge when you guys decided that his sorry act is wore out, Just let me know when you are ready to run him out of town...

See, here is the problem I have with fans like you.

If he doesn't accomplish that goal, you will pound your chest, flood the board with your anti-Herm tripe like you always do.

If we win the SB or go to the SB with Herm, no one will give a flying **** what you said about him because everyone will be too happy to care.

So it's a win/win for you.

Why even root for the team if you're going to root for the HC to constantly fail in just his 2nd year?

**Skip Towne** · 02-19-2007, 02:01 PM

Man, this is great!! It's like watching Mizzou hire Jim Woolridge as BB coach.

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

See, here is the problem I have with fans like you.

If he doesn't accomplish that goal, you will pound your chest, flood the board with your anti-Herm tripe like you always do.

If we win the SB or go to the SB with Herm, no one will give a flying **** what you said about him because everyone will be too happy to care.

So it's a win/win for you.

Why even root for the team if you're going to root for the HC to constantly fail in just his 2nd year?

I have rooted for them since 1987, I guess it is just family tradition. But I didnt renew my Sunday Ticket for the coming 07 Season... For the first time since Sunday Ticket was created... I havent missed a Chiefs game in years... Even went to away games, fyi....

BTW, Herm has coached alot longer than 2 years, not my fault he is a career coach who hovers around .500....

Also, Win or lose, I will be a happy Chiefs fan when he is gone, regardless of the superbowl or not. Is that better?

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Does your world revolve around making posts about Herm Edwards?

Actually my world revolves around my two kids... I just tea-bag on Herm to watch all you guys come and defend theSavior...

It is pretty funny and gives me something to do when I am bored at work...

Thanks for asking though.

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

If we win the SB or go to the SB with Herm

That is about as funny as saying Marty will win a Superbowl...

htismaqe · 02-19-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Actually my world revolves around my two kids... I just tea-bag on Herm to watch all you guys come and defend theSavior...

It is pretty funny and gives me something to do when I am bored at work...

Thanks for asking though.

I've told you this before, but for whatever reason you don't like to listen...

What you like to call "defending" Herm is actually people ATTACKING you for acting like a monotonous reerun.

ck_IN · 02-19-2007, 02:12 PM

I wont give him a fair shake regardless of what he does.

Wow, and people thought my hate for DV was over the top!

I too think Herm was a mistake but we did get to the playoffs in his first year and he has to spend some time de-DVing this team so I'll cut him some slack for now.

Actually I was hoping they would hire Martz. It would've taken him a few years to self destruct that team. Them hiring Turner is like Easter, Christmas and Thanksgiving all rolled into one! It's great news for the Chiefs and the Colts. Now if only New England would do something similar.

Mile High Mania · 02-19-2007, 02:12 PM

Replace a guy that won over 200 games with someone that hasn't won 60 in 9 years as a head coach at various places (a mere 59).

But, Norv does have a better playoff percentage... he's 1 and 1. So, yeah ... they've upgraded there.

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

I've told you this before, but for whatever reason you don't like to listen...

What you like to call "defending" Herm is actually people ATTACKING you for acting like a monotonous reerun.

I dont do well with listening... Sorry.

Besides if you get worked up and pissed about what someone types on ChiefsPlanet, then you need to check yourself and seek therapy...

Lets get together and have a beer. Come on guys, I will buy the first round.

King_Chief_Fan · 02-19-2007, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ck_IN

I wont give him a fair shake regardless of what he does.

Wow, and people thought my hate for DV was over the top!

I too think Herm was a mistake but we did get to the playoffs in his first year and he has to spend some time de-DVing this team so I'll cut him some slack for now.

Actually I was hoping they would hire Martz. It would've taken him a few years to self destruct that team. Them hiring Turner is like Easter, Christmas and Thanksgiving all rolled into one! It's great news for the Chiefs and the Colts. Now if only New England would do something similar.

truer words have yet to be spoken here. He de-DVed the offense o.k.
Herm gets about as much credit getting this team to the playoffs as Trent Green does.

Chief Pote · 02-19-2007, 02:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, The west just got easier for the Chiefs.

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ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I wont give him a fair shake regardless of what he does. Wow, and people thought my hate for DV was over the top! I too think Herm was a mistake but we did get to the playoffs in his first year and he has to spend some time de-DVing this team so I'll cut him some slack for now. Actually I was hoping they would hire Martz. It would've taken him a few years to self destruct that team. Them hiring Turner is like Easter, Christmas and Thanksgiving all rolled into one! It's great news for the Chiefs and the Colts. Now if only New England would do something similar. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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