Funny Stuff Fabled Felon Fukuda Found Furiously Fapping: Females Frustrated From Frequency!

**gblowfish** · 04-13-2015, 11:31 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000022

This guy's a real jerk.

Police in Japan arrested Tetsuya Fukuda, 40, on Thursday after matching his DNA to a sample of semen taken off of an 18-year-old schoolgirl's skirt in December, according to Asahi Shimbun.

Once in custody, Fukuda admitted to doing the same thing to other women on the Japan Rail Sobu line about 2 or 3 times a month since 2011. He told police that he did it because he was "excited to be in close contact with women" on the crowded trains.

Cops say he's suspected in more than 100 incidents. They theorize that Fukuda cut holes in his jacket pockets so he could discreetly touch himself, then apply his semen to victims.

Perhaps what's most baffling in the case are the charges: Fukuda faces a charge of vandalism for damaging the skirt, according to TBS News.

Last year a Minnesota man who admitted ejaculating in his female co-worker's coffee avoided felony sex crime charges because of a legal loophole, which the victim is now fighting to close.

Radar Chief · 04-13-2015, 01:45 PM

Tough break for Hand Job. /PVT. Cowboy

Beef Supreme · 04-13-2015, 01:48 PM

Sounds like the events of a typical Japanese game show.

04-13-2015, 11:31 AM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17646178 VARSITY	Fabled Felon Fukuda Found Furiously Fapping: Females Frustrated From Frequency! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000022 This guy's a real jerk. Police in Japan arrested Tetsuya Fukuda, 40, on Thursday after matching his DNA to a sample of semen taken off of an 18-year-old schoolgirl's skirt in December, according to Asahi Shimbun. Once in custody, Fukuda admitted to doing the same thing to other women on the Japan Rail Sobu line about 2 or 3 times a month since 2011. He told police that he did it because he was "excited to be in close contact with women" on the crowded trains. Cops say he's suspected in more than 100 incidents. They theorize that Fukuda cut holes in his jacket pockets so he could discreetly touch himself, then apply his semen to victims. Perhaps what's most baffling in the case are the charges: Fukuda faces a charge of vandalism for damaging the skirt, according to TBS News. Last year a Minnesota man who admitted ejaculating in his female co-worker's coffee avoided felony sex crime charges because of a legal loophole, which the victim is now fighting to close.
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04-13-2015, 01:45 PM	#2
Radar Chief Wearing ballistic dog goggles. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In the box. Casino cash: $5161503	Tough break for Hand Job. /PVT. Cowboy __________________ Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks. __/\|_/[___] \|/ \\_\| ---OllllO _( ))~-( ))-0--))
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04-13-2015, 01:48 PM	#3
Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	Sounds like the events of a typical Japanese game show.
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