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Old 10-04-2006, 03:14 PM  
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Old Men and their Handkerchiefs
somebody please explain why old men like to carry handkerchiefs?

my crusty old boss honks a fat wad of snot into his handkerchief a hundred times a day.

Is there anything more disgusting than blowing your nose, then putting it in your pocket and carrying it around for the rest of the day?

WTF?
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:17 PM   #2
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somebody please explain why old men like to carry handkerchiefs?

my crusty old boss honks a fat wad of snot into his handkerchief a hundred times a day.

Is there anything more disgusting than blowing your nose, then putting it in your pocket and carrying it around for the rest of the day?

WTF?
wiping your nose on your sleeve and carrying it around for the rest of the day.
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:18 PM   #3
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I carry them ocassionally. Although, I usually use them to wipe sweat from my brow. They're also good to have if you do need to sneeze. Afterall, I don't have a purse full of wadded up Kleenexes to use.
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:18 PM   #4
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somebody please explain why old men like to carry handkerchiefs?

my crusty old boss honks a fat wad of snot into his handkerchief a hundred times a day.

Is there anything more disgusting than blowing your nose, then putting it in your pocket and carrying it around for the rest of the day?

WTF?
You didn't hear? There are a shortage of kleenexes in the world. It's linked to terrorism.
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:20 PM   #5
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:21 PM   #6
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wiping your nose on your sleeve and carrying it around for the rest of the day.
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I usually wipe it on my wrist and then onto the person closest to me
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i was never very good at that, and it's pretty gross if you don't know what you're doing.
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:25 PM   #8
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I can slime an ant from 5' away and keep my finger clean.

There is no "half way" with a 1 finger turbo...you've got to use full thrusters on that snot rocket.
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:28 PM   #9
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Well my co-worker in extreme situations used to use his bandana as crap paper in a pinch
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Well my co-worker in extreme situations used to use his bandana as crap paper in a pinch
been there done that. i've always thrown them away though.
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Well my co-worker in extreme situations used to use his bandana as crap paper in a pinch
I prefer pages from the bible
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Old 10-04-2006, 03:52 PM   #14
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I prefer pages from the bible
The thin pages tend to tear easily. I prefer the Koran, nice thick pages that can stand up to my heavy duty snot. *braces for explosion*
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The thing pages tend to tear easily. I prefer the Koran, nice thick pages that can stand up to my heavy duty snot. *braces for explosion*
Yeah, the Koran works great. It's quite absorpent.
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