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Old 06-14-2013, 01:42 PM   #1
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I didn't want to watch it but was watching movies with this chick and she made me sit through 20 minutes of Disaster Movie (Exactly what it was). I could not unsee what I saw in that brief time. Its taken 4 years to completely forget that actual movie, but the memory of being forced to watch it is still strong.
I remember a movie tradeoff I made with a chick years ago. She had never seen Casablanca. You'd think she'd just watch Casablanca with me to rectify that, but no, since she was PURE EVIL and I really WANTED TO **** HER, I agreed to watch Steel Magnolias as a trade.

Holy God. No pussy is worth that. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save it.

Good thing about those gushing female buddy flicks - as soon as the obligatory cancer victim dies, you know that your suffering, too, is nearly at an end.

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Old 06-14-2013, 01:44 PM   #2
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I remember a movie tradeoff I made with a chick years ago. She had never seen Casablanca. You'd think she'd just watch Casablanca with me to rectify that, but no, since she was PURE EVIL and I really WANTED TO **** HER, I agreed to watch Steel Magnolias as a trade.

Holy God. No pussy is worth that. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save it.

Good thing about those gushing female buddy flicks - as soon as the obligatory cancer victim dies, you know that your suffering, too, is nearly at an end.

Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

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Old 06-14-2013, 02:00 PM   #3
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I remember a movie tradeoff I made with a chick years ago. She had never seen Casablanca. You'd think she'd just watch Casablanca with me to rectify that, but no, since she was PURE EVIL and I really WANTED TO **** HER, I agreed to watch Steel Magnolias as a trade.

Holy God. No pussy is worth that. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save it.

Good thing about those gushing female buddy flicks - as soon as the obligatory cancer victim dies, you know that your suffering, too, is nearly at an end.

You lucked out. I'd rather watch Steel Magnolias than what I had to watch, at least that had a plot. I didn't get to do a movie trade off with that girl but my buddy and I had a double date with these gorgeous cuban girls, we took them to the movies and said sorry girls but we're seeing Team America:World Police. They started laughing and said "Not the puppets" lmao That was a great night all around.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:42 PM   #4
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I remember a movie tradeoff I made with a chick years ago. She had never seen Casablanca. You'd think she'd just watch Casablanca with me to rectify that, but no, since she was PURE EVIL and I really WANTED TO **** HER, I agreed to watch Steel Magnolias as a trade.

Holy God. No pussy is worth that. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save it.

Good thing about those gushing female buddy flicks - as soon as the obligatory cancer victim dies, you know that your suffering, too, is nearly at an end.

I watched Message in a Bottle to get pussy.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:46 PM   #5
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I watched Message in a Bottle to get pussy.
We have no shame.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:49 PM   #6
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I watched Message in a Bottle to get pussy.
I feel your pain. I did the same thing with Titanic.

Truth is, if a girl likes you, you can have a Freddy Got Fingered, Battlefield Earth, Gigli triple feature and she'll still want to get with you.
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Old 06-14-2013, 05:22 PM   #7
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I feel your pain. I did the same thing with Titanic.

Truth is, if a girl likes you, you can have a Freddy Got Fingered, Battlefield Earth, Gigli triple feature and she'll still want to get with you.
Titanic....you actually sat thru that whole thing. I'm with Fraz on that one, even sex isn't worth having to sit thru Titanic.
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Old 06-14-2013, 05:19 PM   #8
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I watched Message in a Bottle to get pussy.
I'll go you one better....I watched "A Star is Born" with Kris Kristofferson and Barbra Streisand for the same reason.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:39 PM   #9
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Both with Gweneth Paltrow-that is not a coincidence.
Cant stand her to this day.
I loved Proof for one reason.....my girlfriend and I were 16 and went to see it. It was so bad, we left the theater halfway through and went and had sex in my car. I lost my virginity because that movie was so bad. God bless whomever created that piece of shit.

What a great story!!!! still laughing-rep coming

Hopefully she was better looking than GP.


The good thing about living in the midwest is some of those movies are SO BAD that they never play here and go straight to video.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:44 PM   #10
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Can't believe watchmen and a Robert Altman film has been mentioned...for shame!

I walked out of walk hard....turned off nacho libre and the will ferrel Spanish movie.

The ultimate horrible movie I saw in the theater was warlock...with Julian sands. I'll never forget a scene where a spell was put on a young girl.....and she aged quickly to where she looked 80 (but still in young clothes)....and she was trying to run away along train tracks.....the whole theater was laughing.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:48 PM   #11
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Can't believe watchmen and a Robert Altman film has been mentioned...for shame!

I walked out of walk hard....turned off nacho libre and the will ferrel Spanish movie.

The ultimate horrible movie I saw in the theater was warlock...with Julian sands. I'll never forget a scene where a spell was put on a young girl.....and she aged quickly to where she looked 80 (but still in young clothes)....and she was trying to run away along train tracks.....the whole theater was laughing.
Reminds me of Dead Again, a moody tense supernatural mystery that for 99% of it's running time is a decent flick, then the death scene at the end was soooo protracted and melodramatic, that people were laughing at the screen at the end. Completely ruining what came before.
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Old 06-14-2013, 03:59 PM   #12
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I rented Warm Bodies last night. I lasted about 25 minutes. It started out OK but turned into a Teenage sap fest.
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Old 06-14-2013, 04:43 PM   #13
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I rented Warm Bodies last night. I lasted about 25 minutes. It started out OK but turned into a Teenage sap fest.
Yeah, that was God-awful. It has decent reviews too, I dont get it.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:13 AM   #14
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Can't believe watchmen and a Robert Altman film has been mentioned...for shame!

I walked out of walk hard....turned off nacho libre and the will ferrel Spanish movie.

The ultimate horrible movie I saw in the theater was warlock...with Julian sands. I'll never forget a scene where a spell was put on a young girl.....and she aged quickly to where she looked 80 (but still in young clothes)....and she was trying to run away along train tracks.....the whole theater was laughing.
If you want to make that movie feel awesome, watch Sands in Tale of a Vampire. It is such an awesome movie you can watch it free on IMDB...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105527/

Personally never walked out of a movie, but I don't go to many either.
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Old 06-14-2013, 01:54 PM   #15
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Guess I shouldn't just pick on those afflicted with poor taste (Lincoln, Watchmen, Tenembaums, Gone with the Wind...seriously?)

Green Hornet was on TV the other night and I put in about 15 minutes and moved on. I fell asleep during The Master and didn't ever finish it if that counts.

I should have learned my lesson and never watched anything directed my M. Night after the 6th Sense.
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