Poop Bathroom tactics and farting in front of women you just started dating/seeing - Page 2

**2112** · 04-17-2011, 08:39 AM

I always had this fear of going over a girls house (when I first meet her) and blowing up the bathroom with a huge dump. or getting gas pains and having to fart to relieve them.

People of CP. tell me your horror stories in here.

booger · 04-17-2011, 09:42 AM

don't let a girl tell you girls don't fart or crap. They're full of shit when they say that. I've smelt farts from a girls ass that would make a dog gag.

But yeah i guess its a good idea to go to the rest room or fart down wind from her until you know each other better.

Also sticking breath mints or tic tacs up your butt does not work. Don't fall for that one.

**notorious** · 04-17-2011, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ

If I stopped farting my wife would think I was dead.

So True!

**gblowfish** · 04-17-2011, 10:23 AM

Is this a poop thread, or does it just have the vague aroma of a poop thread?

**Slainte** · 04-17-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I'm coming to the east cost to show you a few things. Expect me around 6 today, and I'd like a guest room with the smell of lemon.

"Now it smells like lemons and ass in here! It's a lemonass! But you know ass is always going to win."

booger · 04-17-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Is this a poop thread, or does it just have the vague aroma of a poop thread?

smells like mustard and spam

booger · 04-17-2011, 10:29 AM

Kerberos · 04-17-2011, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Tomatoes.

IIRC those were "Fresh off the Vine" Tomatoe Sharts were they not?

KurtCobain · 04-17-2011, 11:23 AM

smells like poop spirit

**Buck** · 04-17-2011, 11:49 AM

Dude I could have started this same thread.

I only have to fart after drinking beer, and it doesn't really come until way after I've been drinking. This girl I'm seeing likes to stay up really late and I have to fart so I tell her I have to go pee or whatever and go fart in the bathroom.

Even when I wake up in the morning and she's still sleeping I'm afraid to fart because I don't know if she's really sleeping or not (she's not a great sleeper).

As far as shitting goes, luckily I don't poop that often these days and I can pretty much hold it in til whenever.

HoneyBadger · 04-17-2011, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

don't let a girl tell you girls don't fart or crap. They're full of shit when they say that. I've smelt farts from a girls ass that would make a dog gag.

But yeah i guess its a good idea to go to the rest room or fart down wind from her until you know each other better.

Also sticking breath mints or tic tacs up your butt does not work. Don't fall for that one.

I will still choose to believe girls don't have any gross body functions.

**Rausch** · 04-17-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck

Dude I could have started this same thread.

I only have to fart after drinking beer, and it doesn't really come until way after I've been drinking. This girl I'm seeing likes to stay up really late and I have to fart so I tell her I have to go pee or whatever and go fart in the bathroom.

Even when I wake up in the morning and she's still sleeping I'm afraid to fart because I don't know if she's really sleeping or not (she's not a great sleeper).

You picked the perfect avatar for a thread like this.

Apparently you also can't make up your mind or tell the family "GTFO 'cause I need some ME time..."

**Buck** · 04-17-2011, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

You picked the perfect avatar for a thread like this.

Apparently you also can't make up your mind or tell the family "GTFO 'cause I need some ME time..."

...what because I don't want to fart in front of a girl?

04-17-2011, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos

IIRC those were "Fresh off the Vine" Tomatoe Sharts were they not?

Heh. Somebody remembers. Yeah. Tomatoes are awesome but they will also mess you up.

Frazod · 04-17-2011, 01:15 PM

You know it's meant to be when you can fart and pull the covers over her head and she doesn't immediately pack her stuff and leave.

whoaskew · 04-17-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by D2112

I always had this fear of going over a girls house (when I first meet her) and blowing up the bathroom with a huge dump. or getting gas pains and having to fart to relieve them.

People of CP. tell me your horror stories in here.

I try to sh*t at her place as soon as possible. Let's her know that I won't be putting her on any pedestals.

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

You know it's meant to be when you can fart and pull the covers over her head and she doesn't immediately pack her stuff and leave.

04-17-2011, 08:39 AM
2112 Reset Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8516765	Bathroom tactics and farting in front of women you just started dating/seeing I always had this fear of going over a girls house (when I first meet her) and blowing up the bathroom with a huge dump. or getting gas pains and having to fart to relieve them. People of CP. tell me your horror stories in here.
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04-17-2011, 09:42 AM	#16
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04-17-2011, 10:29 AM	#21
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04-17-2011, 11:49 AM	#24
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8309900	Dude I could have started this same thread. I only have to fart after drinking beer, and it doesn't really come until way after I've been drinking. This girl I'm seeing likes to stay up really late and I have to fart so I tell her I have to go pee or whatever and go fart in the bathroom. Even when I wake up in the morning and she's still sleeping I'm afraid to fart because I don't know if she's really sleeping or not (she's not a great sleeper). As far as shitting goes, luckily I don't poop that often these days and I can pretty much hold it in til whenever.
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04-17-2011, 01:15 PM	#29
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