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04-17-2011, 03:05 PM | #31 |
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Before the Crohn's I always went to the bathroom even if it was just to fart . Now, well Crohn's kind of changes things. My husband knows just by the smell how bad I am feeling and the closer to chemo day, the worse it gets. We invest in a LOT of candles and air freshener
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04-17-2011, 03:22 PM | #32 |
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04-17-2011, 03:37 PM | #33 |
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With mine it's usually something like "You realize that's not normal, right? You probably should get checked for cancer or something." Or, "I swear you must have the ass-end of some kind of animal. You can't be all human"
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04-17-2011, 07:12 PM | #34 |
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I only fart when I am baking brownies.
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04-17-2011, 08:51 PM | #35 |
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The sooner the gas is passed. The closer you are to a blumpkin.
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04-17-2011, 08:54 PM | #36 |
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04-17-2011, 09:26 PM | #37 | |
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Funny shit there, being a paraplegic & all.
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04-17-2011, 09:29 PM | #38 |
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The wife & I had been dating for several months & we were laying on the couch. We had never passed gas in front of each other yet & she mentioned having gas & I said, "wow, so do I".
So I said how bout we fart together at the count of 3. I don't need to tell you what I did..or didn't do. |
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04-18-2011, 12:14 AM | #39 |
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Sorry about that. I wasn't thinking that one through.
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04-18-2011, 12:17 AM | #40 |
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04-18-2011, 12:28 AM | #41 |
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You know it's special when you're being spooned and let a big ripper fly at 2am, get slapped on the shoulder a couple times while hearing "ewwww, that was right on my leg" then go back to sleep like nothing happened.
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04-18-2011, 03:10 AM | #42 |
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oldy but a goodie
does have fart noises otherwise it is SFW.
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04-18-2011, 03:32 AM | #43 |
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this one always turns me on
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04-18-2011, 04:07 AM | #44 |
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It is all fun and games until someone sharts.
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04-18-2011, 04:37 AM | #45 |
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