****2016 Chiefs Training Camp Thread****

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

QBs and rookies report today.

Sorry if Q, didn't search.

Dinny

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[O.city]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Not at all.

I don't get it.

Was mike piazza gay?

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by O.city

I don't get it.

Was mike piazza gay?

**** if I know. He was a "catcher" though.

[O.city]

Originally Posted by staylor26

**** if I know. He was a "catcher" though.

Ah, I didn't put 2 and 2 together there. Duh.

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

Is it weird I just spent 15 minutes watching those over & over?




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If you jerked off more than once to it, yes.

Who doesn't switch it up after the first nut?

[thabear04]

Jamaal Charles, while still limited at practice, did more today than yesterday and got through it well. A good sign moving forward.

— BJ Kissel (@ChiefsReporter) August 17, 2016

[Red Dawg]

Originally Posted by staylor26

**** if I know. He was a "catcher" though.

It really is funny how athletes turn out sometimes. Who'd have thought that Bruce Jenner's favorite event was literally the pole vault.

[Anyong Bluth]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

I don't doubt that he will, considering he'll be playing for that loaded contract another team will give him

Except, I doubt he gets $12 / year unless the cap total takes a healthy jump. Besides the fact that nothing with respect to the actual contract discussions between his agent and the team have been actually verified, and this has fueled speculation that there's acrimony between the parties.

Berry may very well not be affordable, and the Chiefs might simply not have the cap flexibility to re-sign him? No one actually knows.

If I was Dorsey, I would rather tag him for a year and see how he does with a full season under his belt and another 16 months out from his remission to get a better lay of the land before deciding to hand out a big contract.

It's certainly the more cautious and smarter play and in no way prevents you from still being able to offer a new contract when you have a better assessment of Berry .

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Spotrac still shows them over the cap.

I'm still hoping that they restructured Streater's deal somehow. Once all those incentives were considered LBTE, they needed to figure out a way to re-do that deal to something that made more sense for them.

Then again, it's possible that the NFL adjusted the nature of those incentives; a $4 million swing would be about right if they decided that Streaters incentives are more accurately considered UTBE.

BOOM!

All this Staylor dick-sucking and here I am nailing shit hours before the folks that report on this crap for a living get it.

Suck it, Staylor; still better than you.

[O.city]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

BOOM!

All this Staylor dick-sucking and here I am nailing shit hours before the folks that report on this crap for a living get it.

Suck it, Staylor; still better than you.

Dude, you wear sliding shorts to play softball, no one gives a shit about what you say

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

BOOM!

All this Staylor dick-sucking and here I am nailing shit hours before the folks that report on this crap for a living get it.

Suck it, Staylor; still better than you.

Chris Jones.

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Maclin
Conley
Wilson
Streater
Hill

Do you think they keep 6?

My wish list:

Maclin
Conley
Streater
Hill
Brown
Robinson

if they think they can sneak Robinson onto the practice squad, replace him with Wilson.

[O.city]

So how does that work with Streater?

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by Frosty

My wish list:

Maclin
Conley
Streater
Hill
Brown
Robinson

if they think they can sneak Robinson onto the practice squad, replace him with Wilson.

Brown is the wild card, no doubt about it.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by O.city

Dude, you wear sliding shorts to play softball, no one gives a shit about what you say

Sliding pants asshole. 90 degree weather and I'm out there rocking the surplus mizzou baseball pants that I got for $1/pair at the annual tent sale. And my batting gloves.

LEAVING IT ALL ON THE FIELD, MOTHER****ER! Is your team logo stenciled on your Under Armor compression shirt in dirt after the game because you slid headfirst into home when you were down 6!?!? **** no it isn't!

Spoiler!

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Eric Berry wouldn't have laid out for the ball that kept us from getting run ruled for one more inning like I did, hell no he wouldn't have. And he wouldn't have taken 2nd on an opposite field flare after we spotted the other guys 8 runs via 6 errors in the first inning BUT YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID!

DEDICATION! Learn it, Eric Berry.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by O.city

So how does that work with Streater?

Nothing to dance in the streets over, really.

But calling them LBTE, they were immediately applied to this year's cap. So we were carrying about a $5 million cap hit for Streater. Had he not earned them, we'd have gotten a credit for them in the off-season.

By calling them UTBE, they aren't applied until the off-season. If he hits them, we're where we would've been without the credit under the above scenario; if he doesn't hit them, we're where we'd have been after getting the credit in the above scenario.

In reality, it changes virtually nothing for next season but it does seem to keep us from having to make any moves to fit Foles onto this year's cap. Nice, but not world altering as I'd imagine those moves were probably going to happen anyway.