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08-22-2013, 07:11 PM | #1 |
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If it's a boy, name him Barbarian. That way, your grandchild can eventually brag that he was raised by barbarians. It'd be a great way to pick up chicks.
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If it turns out to be a girl, be sure to put her in your will so she can identify herself as an heiress at social events.
Oh, and congratulations!
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08-22-2013, 07:12 PM | #3 |
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Congrats!
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08-22-2013, 07:49 PM | #4 |
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Congrats, Buehler! Enjoy the ride. It's awesome!
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08-22-2013, 07:53 PM | #5 |
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Congrats bro!
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08-22-2013, 07:59 PM | #6 |
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Once he starts crawling, put a rope around his waist and tie a tractor tire to it. It builds up leg strength and acceleration if he/she ever wants to play cornerback.
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08-22-2013, 08:06 PM | #7 |
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WOOOOOOT! Kids are awesome!!! Best invention God ever made!!
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If you're a single father, j diddy, do you walk your son on a leash in the park? I hear that's a real chick magnet.
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08-22-2013, 08:35 PM | #10 |
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That doesn't work at all. Just FYI.
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Bah ignore the other advice. Always remember to take you child to the park for a walk every day. If you don't they'll get angry and piss all over the carpets!
Congrats man!
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08-22-2013, 09:00 PM | #13 |
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That leash shit is the most degrading thing I've ever seen in public. THEY'RE NOT A ****ING DOG!
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Ha ha. When my middle son was just a toddler, we put one of those on him. Hey, don't judge. They can get away from you really quickly in public. Funny thing, though, is that he broke the dang thing.
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Sometimes, when they're cutting tooth, they'll chew their way out. We had to move to a chain and a tractor tire. Worked good too, because now he's built like an ox.
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