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05-22-2006, 09:12 AM | Topic Starter |
retired mean ole man
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Scott City, Ks.
Casino cash: $10004900
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Don't mess with us old folks!!
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
>rooster > >for his chicken coop. > > The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, > > > >"OK old fart, time for you to retire." > > > >The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of > >these chickens. > > Look what it has done to me. > > Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" > > The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am > >taking over.." > > The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. > > I will race you around the farmhouse. > > Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." > > The young rooster lau! ghs. "You know you don't stand a chance, > >old man.. > > So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." > > > >The old rooster takes off running. > > About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. > > They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster > >has closed the gap. > > > >He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. > > The farmer, meanwhile, > > is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the > >roosters running by. > > He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. > > The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, > > "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month." > > > >Moral of this story? ... > > > >Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery > > will always overcome youth and arrogance! . And I am sure Skip will agree with me on this point, so young'ns watch your step ********** |
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