Have you ever been with a fat chick?

[Titty Meat]

How was it?

[RedNFeisty]

What a funny, funny thread!!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by RedNFeisty

What a funny, funny thread!!

Well, have you?

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by PGM

Well, have you?

Me personally, no.

[Carlota69]

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

It's interesting that you've been so upset over not being fat. Do you have thin skin or are you actually a little chunky?

Pot calling kettle...

I'm not mad anymore, so don't try and pick another fight. I'm the wrong bitch to pick a fight with, you should know that by now.

[BoneKrusher]

is this a trick question?

[lewdog]

I hooked up with a fat chick once. She looked ok in the dim lighting of the bar and although I knew she was on the "hefty" side I said thought, "Have to try everything once."

HUGE mistake...pun intended.

She was a friend of my buddies gf at the time and when we left the bar, I got her number from his girlfriend. She has made a comment about giving head at some point during the night, although I am not sure of the context. I texted her simply saying, "There is a dick that needs sucking if you want more practice." She responded, "what's the address?....see you in 20."

It was the most incredible, none boner time of my life. She kept trying to bite me and I couldn't get/stay hard to save my life. She tried three times to put it in, while trying to ride me, but it kept getting limp. She was a massive wildebeest. I knew she was bigger but her outfit easily hid an extra 50lbs of weight she had when she was naked. I made the room as dark as I could to try to place myself in a different universe. Finally after trying to screw she decides to give me head. I manage a painful 10 minutes of her blowing and without warning her I finally blow it right into her mouth without even being fully hard! My body knew I needed out and I thank God to this day for helping me through that event. I am still unaware to this day if I am the first person in the world to blow it while not being hard. A physiological response I suppose to a high stress situation in which my body had to "perform" to get me out of the situation.

I start to get dressed and she says, "my turn," with this creepy little smile. I politely suggest that she needs to leave, we are done. She keep insisting so I gather her clothes and shoes and really suggest she needs to leave. She dresses and calls me an arrogant asshole prick.

I have yet to go back to the darkside and hope I never will....

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Carlota69

Pot calling kettle...

I'm not mad anymore, so don't try and pick another fight. I'm the wrong bitch to pick a fight with, you should know that by now.

Actually, I kind of enjoy seeing you all riled up. It's more interesting than your usual posting style.

So, have you put on weight since that "skinny" photo?

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by lewdog

I start to get dressed and she says, "my turn," with this creepy little smile. I politely suggest that she needs to leave, we are done. She keep insisting so I gather her clothes and shoes and really suggest she needs to leave. She dresses and calls me an arrogant asshole prick.

I applaud you.

No fat girl deserves orgasm or sexual pleasure.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

I applaud you.

No fat girl deserves orgasm or sexual pleasure.

I still to this day have flashbacks from time to time. When they come, they come suddenly and are hard to shake.

I hope through sharing my story, that other guys are able to learn from my mistakes and that one day I may be at peace with a choice I made long ago.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

The sheep rest easy tonight.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by lewdog

I hooked up with a fat chick once. She looked ok in the dim lighting of the bar and although I knew she was on the "hefty" side I said thought, "Have to try everything once."

HUGE mistake...pun intended.

She was a friend of my buddies gf at the time and when we left the bar, I got her number from his girlfriend. She has made a comment about giving head at some point during the night, although I am not sure of the context. I texted her simply saying, "There is a dick that needs sucking if you want more practice." She responded, "what's the address?....see you in 20."

It was the most incredible, none boner time of my life. She kept trying to bite me and I couldn't get/stay hard to save my life. She tried three times to put it in, while trying to ride me, but it kept getting limp. She was a massive wildebeest. I knew she was bigger but her outfit easily hid an extra 50lbs of weight she had when she was naked. I made the room as dark as I could to try to place myself in a different universe. Finally after trying to screw she decides to give me head. I manage a painful 10 minutes of her blowing and without warning her I finally blow it right into her mouth without even being fully hard! My body knew I needed out and I thank God to this day for helping me through that event. I am still unaware to this day if I am the first person in the world to blow it while not being hard. A physiological response I suppose to a high stress situation in which my body had to "perform" to get me out of the situation.

I start to get dressed and she says, "my turn," with this creepy little smile. I politely suggest that she needs to leave, we are done. She keep insisting so I gather her clothes and shoes and really suggest she needs to leave. She dresses and calls me an arrogant asshole prick.

I have yet to go back to the darkside and hope I never will....

Bahahahahaha

[luv]

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

I applaud you.

No fat girl deserves orgasm or sexual pleasure.

Just because you never got pleasured when you were fat? Lame.

[Omaha]

Originally Posted by lewdog

I hooked up with a fat chick once. She looked ok in the dim lighting of the bar and although I knew she was on the "hefty" side I said thought, "Have to try everything once."

HUGE mistake...pun intended.

She was a friend of my buddies gf at the time and when we left the bar, I got her number from his girlfriend. She has made a comment about giving head at some point during the night, although I am not sure of the context. I texted her simply saying, "There is a dick that needs sucking if you want more practice." She responded, "what's the address?....see you in 20."

It was the most incredible, none boner time of my life. She kept trying to bite me and I couldn't get/stay hard to save my life. She tried three times to put it in, while trying to ride me, but it kept getting limp. She was a massive wildebeest. I knew she was bigger but her outfit easily hid an extra 50lbs of weight she had when she was naked. I made the room as dark as I could to try to place myself in a different universe. Finally after trying to screw she decides to give me head. I manage a painful 10 minutes of her blowing and without warning her I finally blow it right into her mouth without even being fully hard! My body knew I needed out and I thank God to this day for helping me through that event. I am still unaware to this day if I am the first person in the world to blow it while not being hard. A physiological response I suppose to a high stress situation in which my body had to "perform" to get me out of the situation.

I start to get dressed and she says, "my turn," with this creepy little smile. I politely suggest that she needs to leave, we are done. She keep insisting so I gather her clothes and shoes and really suggest she needs to leave. She dresses and calls me an arrogant asshole prick.

I have yet to go back to the darkside and hope I never will....

REP!

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Omaha

REP!

Omaha had a traumatic experience once. That's why he is the way he is today.

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by loochy

Omaha had a traumatic experience once. That's why he is the way he is today.

I've always just assumed a rather large sweaty gravy making behemoth rolled over on his skinny ass during a drunken night in college.