Neighborhood Crackhead Problem - Page 5

ILikeBigTiddys · 06-18-2007, 07:58 PM

So just this last Saturday a toothless black guy came up to the house wanting to mow my lawn. Considering he was only wanting $25 for my bitch of a yard I said, ok. While he was mowing I was thinking how I shouldn't even answered the door because I don't want him coming around. Well tonight I come home from the gym and my wif said a dirty old man, that she could barely comprehend, woke her up from a nap saying he knew her husband and wanted 35 cents. Like a dumb woman she gave it to him. Now this mofo is probably going to stop by all the time and I need it to quit without pissing him off, because I dont want him to steal my shit either. Do I need to purchase a gun and some fake home security signs? The wif already knows not to answer the door when he stops by and to keep the doors locked at all times. Any suggestions besides antifreeze?

**Baby Lee** · 06-19-2007, 11:09 AM

We have a neighborhood guy who is mute, or plays one, who has the balls to ring your doorbell to ask for $$ [on his little notebook]. That I could weather graciously. But then, last year he came up to me while I was sweating my balls off dragging brush off my yard after the big storm. It's a billion degrees, I'm in shorts and a tank top, sweating buckets, tugging a bundled metric ton of brush down the alley, my electricity has been off all week, and he wants $$. I think I was polite, but I definitely was firm in my refusal. Haven't seen him in a while.

**Iowanian** · 06-19-2007, 11:11 AM

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06-18-2007, 07:58 PM
ILikeBigTiddys The American Catastrophe Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $2835005	Neighborhood Crackhead Problem So just this last Saturday a toothless black guy came up to the house wanting to mow my lawn. Considering he was only wanting $25 for my bitch of a yard I said, ok. While he was mowing I was thinking how I shouldn't even answered the door because I don't want him coming around. Well tonight I come home from the gym and my wif said a dirty old man, that she could barely comprehend, woke her up from a nap saying he knew her husband and wanted 35 cents. Like a dumb woman she gave it to him. Now this mofo is probably going to stop by all the time and I need it to quit without pissing him off, because I dont want him to steal my shit either. Do I need to purchase a gun and some fake home security signs? The wif already knows not to answer the door when he stops by and to keep the doors locked at all times. Any suggestions besides antifreeze?
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06-19-2007, 11:09 AM	#61
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6838598	We have a neighborhood guy who is mute, or plays one, who has the balls to ring your doorbell to ask for $$ [on his little notebook]. That I could weather graciously. But then, last year he came up to me while I was sweating my balls off dragging brush off my yard after the big storm. It's a billion degrees, I'm in shorts and a tank top, sweating buckets, tugging a bundled metric ton of brush down the alley, my electricity has been off all week, and he wants $$. I think I was polite, but I definitely was firm in my refusal. Haven't seen him in a while. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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