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Tombstone RJ · 02-14-2013, 10:24 PM

Why didn't they just tow it to the closest port? Did Carnival just want to make sure everyone suffered for as long as possible?

**Rain Man** · 02-14-2013, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ

Why didn't they just tow it to the closest port? Did Carnival just want to make sure everyone suffered for as long as possible?

It would've been cool to get towed to Havana. They probably wouldn't even have to refund the cruise if I was on it and got to go to a forbidden country.

**Bugeater** · 02-14-2013, 10:28 PM

Nice...Carnival is making them take a vow of silence in order to get transportation.

Hootie · 02-14-2013, 10:30 PM

I have a pretty nice success rates with 19-22 at the bars I frequent...it's nice being 27 and looking more like 23...they always find it really creepy when I finally admit I'm not 23 and that I'm 27 though.

Hootie · 02-14-2013, 10:32 PM

although they are always like 'omg why are you at [this bar] in champaign?!'

and I'm like.."uhm, do you really think only STUDENTS (part time residents) of Champaign, IL are the only people in Champaign, IL?"

It's like these morons don't realize there are jobs and "townies" in IL. I've been going to these bars since these 18 year olds were in grade school.

It's not my fault that I haven't grown up/aged to where I look 30.

Shit my last girlfriend was 22 and I was at her sister's keg party (19 year olds) just last week...and it was aaaaawesome.

Yes, my friends make fun of me a lot.

Hootie · 02-14-2013, 10:37 PM

my bigger friend (he used to weigh like 400 now he's down to like 300) has never really had any luck with girls in his entire life...

we go to this new bar on campus (new bar with the same name it used to have in a shittier location) every Wednesday for karaoke (he's really good/funny at karaoke) and I kid you not, he brings home a different "treat" every week (almost every week).

He used to be the 'omg I hate campus bar' guy...now he gets pissed when we go to "adult" bars (women are so much uglier from 25-35 than they are from 19-23).

AND LESS EASY

AND...if you are still single and 25 as a woman...there is generally something wrong with you.

Every time I hook up with a girl at an "adult" bar they are like 515's...campus bar? Like 718.

I like both bars...different atmospheres...but I'm taking 718s that are 20 over 515s that make me want to vomit in the AM 10 times out of 10. I almost hate going to "adult" bars for the very reason that once I hit a certain beer count I can't say no to a 515 and then I have to deal with it in the morning.

At least when they are 20 you get to make fun of them, look at their hot non-weathered bodies, and then try to bang them again when you are actually coherent.

Never in my life do I wake up next to a 30 year old 515 and think..."damn, better try and get some morning sex!"

I'm always like..."so, exit strategy."

**DaKCMan AP** · 02-15-2013, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

women are so much uglier from 25-35 than they are from 19-23

I disagree with this. The older I get the more gorgeous the girls my age (25-29) have become.

Brock · 02-14-2013, 10:39 PM

I have to confess I don't know what a 515 is. Or a 718 either.

seclark · 02-14-2013, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

I have to confess I don't know what a 515 is. Or a 718 either.

This.
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Hootie · 02-14-2013, 10:49 PM

ok men, it's the area code system

the first number is a rating based off of face/prettiness...

oh that girl is super cute (probably a 7-9)...average a 5...gross a 1

the second number is a yes or no; 1 for yes (I would **** her), 0 for no (I wouldn't)

my friend Kenny and I decided there is no such thing as a 0...so pretty much, the 2nd number is always a 1

the third number is body...a super model body with great tits and a wonderful ass is a 9. These rarely exist. Same idea as face...you could have a butterface (218) or a pretty girl with nothing else (812)...

Me? I only date 716 and above...anything else is fodder...I prefer 718 of, course (too pretty gets too scary...I'll take a hot bod and a decent prettiness level 10 times out of 10...I don't need to deal with girl ego)...

besides...I'm not cool enough to approach a 919 and how often do you ever see a 919 anyways? And if you do, I'm pretty sure they aren't banging any of us...716 through 718 is the girlfriend target area...

515 is the 'meh a warm hole will do'...

616 is pretty cool...618 is more than good.

but yeah...lots of 515's bar hopping adult bars...TONS OF 718 (AND I MEAN TONS) all over campus...it's like, omg. It's so much different from even 5 years ago.

**BigRedChief** · 02-15-2013, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

ok men, it's the area code system

the first number is a rating based off of face/prettiness...

oh that girl is super cute (probably a 7-9)...average a 5...gross a 1

the second number is a yes or no; 1 for yes (I would **** her), 0 for no (I wouldn't)

my friend Kenny and I decided there is no such thing as a 0...so pretty much, the 2nd number is always a 1

the third number is body...a super model body with great tits and a wonderful ass is a 9. These rarely exist. Same idea as face...you could have a butterface (218) or a pretty girl with nothing else (812)...

Me? I only date 716 and above...anything else is fodder...I prefer 718 of, course (too pretty gets too scary...I'll take a hot bod and a decent prettiness level 10 times out of 10...I don't need to deal with girl ego)...

besides...I'm not cool enough to approach a 919 and how often do you ever see a 919 anyways? And if you do, I'm pretty sure they aren't banging any of us...716 through 718 is the girlfriend target area...

515 is the 'meh a warm hole will do'...

616 is pretty cool...618 is more than good.

but yeah...lots of 515's bar hopping adult bars...TONS OF 718 (AND I MEAN TONS) all over campus...it's like, omg. It's so much different from even 5 years ago.

Everyone loves a warm hole. But, I hope that one day you find your spot in life you realize that there is more to life than just pursuing a warm hole.

Hammock Parties · 02-14-2013, 11:02 PM

Hootie really complemented my post.

Ever bang any boat broads, bro?

tk13 · 02-14-2013, 11:20 PM

There's a guy who was on the boat being interviewed CNN on right now wearing a Chiefs cap. At least he's used to suffering.

Stanley Nickels · 02-14-2013, 11:27 PM

Holy shit, is this why non-fatasses go on cruises? I've always wondered what the attraction is.. I guess it's all the dumb**** pussy that needs a dumb**** dick to fill their vapid vaginas. Well, I guess the wife and I will be cruising next year-- threesomes abound, right!?

Stanley Nickels · 02-14-2013, 11:28 PM

I guess to be theme-appropriate, it should be "THREESOMES AHOY!"

02-14-2013, 10:24 PM	#1
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02-14-2013, 10:30 PM	#4
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I have a pretty nice success rates with 19-22 at the bars I frequent...it's nice being 27 and looking more like 23...they always find it really creepy when I finally admit I'm not 23 and that I'm 27 though.
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02-14-2013, 10:32 PM	#5
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	although they are always like 'omg why are you at [this bar] in champaign?!' and I'm like.."uhm, do you really think only STUDENTS (part time residents) of Champaign, IL are the only people in Champaign, IL?" It's like these morons don't realize there are jobs and "townies" in IL. I've been going to these bars since these 18 year olds were in grade school. It's not my fault that I haven't grown up/aged to where I look 30. Shit my last girlfriend was 22 and I was at her sister's keg party (19 year olds) just last week...and it was aaaaawesome. Yes, my friends make fun of me a lot.
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02-14-2013, 10:37 PM	#6
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	my bigger friend (he used to weigh like 400 now he's down to like 300) has never really had any luck with girls in his entire life... we go to this new bar on campus (new bar with the same name it used to have in a shittier location) every Wednesday for karaoke (he's really good/funny at karaoke) and I kid you not, he brings home a different "treat" every week (almost every week). He used to be the 'omg I hate campus bar' guy...now he gets pissed when we go to "adult" bars (women are so much uglier from 25-35 than they are from 19-23). AND LESS EASY AND...if you are still single and 25 as a woman...there is generally something wrong with you. Every time I hook up with a girl at an "adult" bar they are like 515's...campus bar? Like 718. I like both bars...different atmospheres...but I'm taking 718s that are 20 over 515s that make me want to vomit in the AM 10 times out of 10. I almost hate going to "adult" bars for the very reason that once I hit a certain beer count I can't say no to a 515 and then I have to deal with it in the morning. At least when they are 20 you get to make fun of them, look at their hot non-weathered bodies, and then try to bang them again when you are actually coherent. Never in my life do I wake up next to a 30 year old 515 and think..."damn, better try and get some morning sex!" I'm always like..."so, exit strategy."
Posts: 56,356

02-14-2013, 10:39 PM	#8
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02-14-2013, 10:49 PM	#10
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	ok men, it's the area code system the first number is a rating based off of face/prettiness... oh that girl is super cute (probably a 7-9)...average a 5...gross a 1 the second number is a yes or no; 1 for yes (I would **** her), 0 for no (I wouldn't) my friend Kenny and I decided there is no such thing as a 0...so pretty much, the 2nd number is always a 1 the third number is body...a super model body with great tits and a wonderful ass is a 9. These rarely exist. Same idea as face...you could have a butterface (218) or a pretty girl with nothing else (812)... Me? I only date 716 and above...anything else is fodder...I prefer 718 of, course (too pretty gets too scary...I'll take a hot bod and a decent prettiness level 10 times out of 10...I don't need to deal with girl ego)... besides...I'm not cool enough to approach a 919 and how often do you ever see a 919 anyways? And if you do, I'm pretty sure they aren't banging any of us...716 through 718 is the girlfriend target area... 515 is the 'meh a warm hole will do'... 616 is pretty cool...618 is more than good. but yeah...lots of 515's bar hopping adult bars...TONS OF 718 (AND I MEAN TONS) all over campus...it's like, omg. It's so much different from even 5 years ago.
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02-14-2013, 11:20 PM	#13
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02-14-2013, 11:27 PM	#14
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02-14-2013, 11:28 PM	#15
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