Chiefs Two, Maybe Three Things About Last Night's Game

**gblowfish** · 11-02-2012, 09:19 AM

3. I was out of town last night, Tivo'ed the game and flashed through it. Not much to say that Mellinger hasn't already said. A national audience -albeit only people who get NFL Network outside of KC and SD- saw what we've been seeing all season. It will be much more evident next week on MNF vs. Pittsburgh. One thing you can say about the Chiefs this year, they have been consistent. 29 turnovers in eight games. That's exactly halfway through the season. If Todd Haley were here he's say, well we're getting beat 72 to nothing at halftime, but there's still two quarters left to play. Since he's not here, next week he'll be telling his new team "I want to hang 72 points on these assholes by halftime!"

2. How can we have two guys that are worse than Fred Sanford in pass coverage? What was wrong with Fred anyway? Did he grab his chest last Monday and tell the trainers "I THINK THIS IS THE BIG ONE....ELIZABETH, I'M COMING TO JOIN YOU, HONEY!!!" ??? Dorsey hurt again. Allen hurt at guard. Some guy I've never heard of fills his spot, and at least that guy blocks better than Stephenson, our third rounder, who's "OLE'" block forced the Casshole fumble in the end zone. BTW: Nobody fumbles from a pass rush like Casshole. He's got it down to a science. McMidget costs us another game with passes he can't hold. Same deal as the Tampa Bay game. He can't pull in the pass, pick six the other way. Bowe decides if he can't get traded to Miami, he'll start laying the ball on the ground in the red zone. I'll show you for making me stay for eight more weeks of this sewage!

3. Enough. The horse is kicked to death. You almost have to give this team a standing ovation if you admire futility. They are a masterpiece of suck. They are the Mount Rushmore of dung heaps. They are the Mona Lisa of hopelessness. They are the Stravinsky of Stench. It's now up to Clark Hunt to show us who and what he is. If this is a diabolical plan to tank for the first pick in the draft, then bravo. Otherwise, the other NFL owners should give him a ball crushing wedgie and stick his head in a gold plated toilet bowl for polluting the NFL in prime time. Meanwhile, let's continue to work toward the Bengals game. "I see some red seats, and I want to paint them black....!"

11-02-2012, 09:19 AM	Topic Starter
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Two, Maybe Three Things About Last Night's Game 3. I was out of town last night, Tivo'ed the game and flashed through it. Not much to say that Mellinger hasn't already said. A national audience -albeit only people who get NFL Network outside of KC and SD- saw what we've been seeing all season. It will be much more evident next week on MNF vs. Pittsburgh. One thing you can say about the Chiefs this year, they have been consistent. 29 turnovers in eight games. That's exactly halfway through the season. If Todd Haley were here he's say, well we're getting beat 72 to nothing at halftime, but there's still two quarters left to play. Since he's not here, next week he'll be telling his new team "I want to hang 72 points on these assholes by halftime!" 2. How can we have two guys that are worse than Fred Sanford in pass coverage? What was wrong with Fred anyway? Did he grab his chest last Monday and tell the trainers "I THINK THIS IS THE BIG ONE....ELIZABETH, I'M COMING TO JOIN YOU, HONEY!!!" ??? Dorsey hurt again. Allen hurt at guard. Some guy I've never heard of fills his spot, and at least that guy blocks better than Stephenson, our third rounder, who's "OLE'" block forced the Casshole fumble in the end zone. BTW: Nobody fumbles from a pass rush like Casshole. He's got it down to a science. McMidget costs us another game with passes he can't hold. Same deal as the Tampa Bay game. He can't pull in the pass, pick six the other way. Bowe decides if he can't get traded to Miami, he'll start laying the ball on the ground in the red zone. I'll show you for making me stay for eight more weeks of this sewage! 3. Enough. The horse is kicked to death. You almost have to give this team a standing ovation if you admire futility. They are a masterpiece of suck. They are the Mount Rushmore of dung heaps. They are the Mona Lisa of hopelessness. They are the Stravinsky of Stench. It's now up to Clark Hunt to show us who and what he is. If this is a diabolical plan to tank for the first pick in the draft, then bravo. Otherwise, the other NFL owners should give him a ball crushing wedgie and stick his head in a gold plated toilet bowl for polluting the NFL in prime time. Meanwhile, let's continue to work toward the Bengals game. "I see some red seats, and I want to paint them black....!"
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