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Spe3aking of Glengary Glen Ross:
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you one who sucks the penis? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*. Shelley Levene: The leads are weak. Blake: "The leads are weak." The ****ing leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years... Dave Moss: What's your name? Blake: **** you. That's my name. [Moss laughs] Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name. |
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06-20-2007, 08:19 AM | #23 |
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Well, I can't find clips or quotes, but I've always done the Nicolas Cage from Honeymoon in Vegas rants. Like when he's in the airport ticket line behind Ben Stein.
"You're not even flying today??!! Or on the payphone, trying to get directions "Is it Pa-a-a-a? Or Pa-a-a...Isit two a's or three a's??!!" I'm SO that guy some times. |
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06-20-2007, 08:20 AM | #26 |
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Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
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06-20-2007, 08:20 AM | #27 |
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Steve Martin has two great rants in Planes, Trains & Automobiles. The first to John Candy:
You got a free cab, a free room, and someone who will listen to your boring stories. Didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't that give you some clue that this guy's not enjoying it? Everything's not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally. Honey, meet Del Griffith. He's got some amusing anecdotes. Here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it. I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days, I could listen to them go on and on. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" And I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take anything." You know what they'd say? "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. There should be a string on your chest that I pull out. Except I wouldn't pull it out, you would. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! By the way, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it more interesting for the listener. The second was his rant to the rental car lady - Welcome to Marathon. May I help you? Yes. How may I help you? You can start by wiping that ****ing dumb-ass smile off your rosy ****ing cheeks. Then give me a ****ing automobile. A ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Buick. Four ****ing wheels and a seat. I don't care for the way you're speaking. I don't care for the way your company left me in ****ing nowhere with keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. I didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car right ****ing now.
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do you have your reciept?
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I'm out for now... gotta get back to work.
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