Poop Should she confront her fiance over his reading her text messages? - Page 3

Lex Luthor · 12-24-2012, 11:48 PM

Anyway -- This gal I work with is furious with her fiance. Apparently he is a very insecure control freak, and he is in the habit of sneaking her phone out of her purse and READING HER TEXT MESSAGES!

I know, it sounds surreal. Why the hell would he be engaged to somebody if he thinks so little of her? She's never given him any reason to distrust her. He has told her some lame story about being burned by some other woman, and he seems to think that justifies his not trusting her.

She's really pissed about it, so she's thinking about banging everybody in the office just to get back at him. She said she thought this guy was Mr. Right, but now she realizes he's just an insecure jackass.

She can't decide if she should confront him about it and kick him to the curb, or if she should just bang everybody who wears pants and not tell him.

All of the guys at the office want to thank her fiance, because she's really hot.

Lex Luthor · 12-25-2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

The fact banging every guy she works with crossed her mind would lead someone to not blame him for wanting to read her texts, and he would be smarter to kick her to the curb~

Dude. This is a parody thread.

Hootie · 12-25-2012, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

These aren't nearly as funny after the thread's been a major conversation point the entire day.

This.

Lex Luthor · 12-25-2012, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

These aren't nearly as funny after the thread's been a major conversation point the entire day.

Yeah, parody threads are much funnier if you make fun of a thread that nobody reads.

Hootie · 12-25-2012, 04:43 PM

Meh.

This is like a mega repost parody thread. It was funny maybe the first time it ever happened...but the 5,000th? Lame.

Lex Luthor · 12-25-2012, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks

Meh.

This is like a mega repost parody thread. It was funny maybe the first time it ever happened...but the 5,000th? Lame.

So don't read them.

**Dave Lane** · 12-25-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

Is that a tattoo or a bruise?

Both I think

12-24-2012, 11:48 PM
Lex Luthor MVP Join Date: Mar 2010 Casino cash: $10022775	Should she confront her fiance over his reading her text messages? Anyway -- This gal I work with is furious with her fiance. Apparently he is a very insecure control freak, and he is in the habit of sneaking her phone out of her purse and READING HER TEXT MESSAGES! I know, it sounds surreal. Why the hell would he be engaged to somebody if he thinks so little of her? She's never given him any reason to distrust her. He has told her some lame story about being burned by some other woman, and he seems to think that justifies his not trusting her. She's really pissed about it, so she's thinking about banging everybody in the office just to get back at him. She said she thought this guy was Mr. Right, but now she realizes he's just an insecure jackass. She can't decide if she should confront him about it and kick him to the curb, or if she should just bang everybody who wears pants and not tell him. All of the guys at the office want to thank her fiance, because she's really hot.
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12-25-2012, 04:43 PM	#34
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Meh. This is like a mega repost parody thread. It was funny maybe the first time it ever happened...but the 5,000th? Lame.
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