Best music video ever?

Ultra Peanut · 05-23-2005, 12:20 AM

I think so!

http://www.carllewis.com/video.music.1.html

It really, err, peaks at the end.

**J Diddy** · 05-23-2005, 12:22 AM

If there was a hot chick with big tits doing the excercising maybe so.

**grandllama** · 05-23-2005, 12:24 AM

er, i had forgot that

ever made music videos... what was that other one in the 80's he did...

ZootedGranny · 05-23-2005, 12:46 AM

Top 3 of all time:

3. David Hasselhoff "Hooked on a Feeling"
Most of it is the intro music itself, but it gets even better once the visuals start sodomizing the figurative ass of your mind.

Clutch segment: The HASS, standing on a moving motorcycle, and then leaping off and flying.

2. Stan Bush "The Touch"
Terrible song, made even better by the video, where he shoots lasers out of his guitar during hard riffs.

Clutch segment: the fact that it's from the Transformers movie, so it includes clips from the flick. It didn't hurt that the intro I saw to the video featured a live action clip of Optimus Prime telling a kid that he had to leave to attend an interstellar peace conference (no hyperbole), but he'd be back soon "to transform your day into an adventure." Bonus points for Paul Thomas Anderson having Dirk Diggler sing this in Boogie Nights.

1. Not a music video, but so awesome that it destroys any other music related clip I've ever seen. The year: 1983. The show: a James Brown concert. Without anything further, it's good enough to rank somewhere in the mid 20s. James Brown is breaking shit down, when he is told Michael Jackson is in the audience. From the stage, James Brown screams for MJ so much that Michael is basically forced to go onstage. Hilarity ensues when you realize he is dressed up in a blue general's jacket. Upon jumping on stage, he grabs the mic and sings better than anyone ever on the entire earth. Afterall, this isn't "kid touch" era MJ, this is prime MJ. For no reason, the band completely changes the song into something incredibly fast. Without missing a beat, MJ starts freaking dance moves all over the place. That ends the MJ segment...but MJ is seen whispering to James. James is being told that Prince is in the crowd.

CLUTCH segment: An utterly drug destroyed Prince is seen being literally carried onto the stage by an enormous white guy with a giant santa beard and a tiger print sleeveless t-shirt. Prince, for some reason, has gloves on. He decides that he needs these gloves taken off, so that when he takes the stage, he can fully rock. He walks up, grabs a guitar and starts jamming with the band. IT IS FUNKY AS HELL. After about 30 seconds of jamming, Prince crouches near the front of the stage, and strums maybe once over the course of 16 bars. This does not please Prince. He decides he needs to take his shirt off. A shirtless Prince grabs the mic and kicks it back to him, in mid air grabbing the mic, and doing a crossover with it between his legs. He then whisper screams OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW into the mic, dances as if he needs to find the beat to start singing, and then decides to walk away and lead the crowd in clapping. He does this, and then bows and walks off the stage. As he is walking off the stage, he swings around a giant prop street lamp, pulling it down off the stage and into the crowd. He acts as if nothing is wrong.

Ultra Peanut · 05-23-2005, 12:58 AM

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1. Not a music video, but so awesome that it destroys any other music related clip I've ever seen. The year: 1983. The show: a James Brown concert. Without anything further, it's good enough to rank somewhere in the mid 20s. James Brown is breaking shit down, when he is told Michael Jackson is in the audience. From the stage, James Brown screams for MJ so much that Michael is basically forced to go onstage. Hilarity ensues when you realize he is dressed up in a blue general's jacket. Upon jumping on stage, he grabs the mic and sings better than anyone ever on the entire earth. Afterall, this isn't "kid touch" era MJ, this is prime MJ. For no reason, the band completely changes the song into something incredibly fast. Without missing a beat, MJ starts freaking dance moves all over the place. That ends the MJ segment...but MJ is seen whispering to James. James is being told that Prince is in the crowd.

CLUTCH segment: An utterly drug destroyed Prince is seen being literally carried onto the stage by an enormous white guy with a giant santa beard and a tiger print sleeveless t-shirt. Prince, for some reason, has gloves on. He decides that he needs these gloves taken off, so that when he takes the stage, he can fully rock. He walks up, grabs a guitar and starts jamming with the band. IT IS FUNKY AS HELL. After about 30 seconds of jamming, Prince crouches near the front of the stage, and strums maybe once over the course of 16 bars. This does not please Prince. He decides he needs to take his shirt off. A shirtless Prince grabs the mic and kicks it back to him, in mid air grabbing the mic, and doing a crossover with it between his legs. He then whisper screams OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW into the mic, dances as if he needs to find the beat to start singing, and then decides to walk away and lead the crowd in clapping. He does this, and then bows and walks off the stage. As he is walking off the stage, he swings around a giant prop street lamp, pulling it down off the stage and into the crowd. He acts as if nothing is wrong.

Are you ****ing serious?

I must see this.

**grandllama** · 05-23-2005, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Are you ****ing serious?

I must see this.

I do believe I agree... lets see this shit...

ZootedGranny · 05-23-2005, 01:01 AM

I'm uploading it to Yousendit. If everything goes well, I'll come back with a link to it so you can download it. It's not the entire clip that I used to have, but a smaller version that contains all the necessary visual treats.

Ultra Peanut · 05-23-2005, 01:05 AM

This could end up being the greatest night of my life.

**grandllama** · 05-23-2005, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psicosis

This could end up being the greatest night of my life.

I was going to bed like that pussy gochiefs, but now I'm pouring another glass of wine...

**J Diddy** · 05-23-2005, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandllama

I was going to bed like that pussy gochiefs, but now I'm pouring another glass of wine...

Hey you're drinking too.

See now I'm not drinking alone.

**Rausch** · 05-23-2005, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

Hey you're drinking too.

See now I'm not drinking alone.

As long as I'm logged in you won't be...

**J Diddy** · 05-23-2005, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

As long as I'm logged in you won't be...

Now I don't feel like such an alcoholic.

**grandllama** · 05-23-2005, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

Hey you're drinking too.

See now I'm not drinking alone.

You obviously missed my post about this being my only night off

After last week

-5 Karaoke Shows
-2 Project Grads
-2 Wedding Receptions
-1 8th Grade Celebration
-1 Retro Night
-1 Country Night

and a partridge (preferably Susan Day sans feathers) in a pear tree, I deserve a full box of merlot

ZootedGranny · 05-23-2005, 01:22 AM

I've just found out Yousendit is in league with terrorists, as it wouldn't let me upload my entire file without timing out.

Thus the true patriots at Youshareit are currently being called into action...it's a quarter way done.

**J Diddy** · 05-23-2005, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandllama

You obviously missed my post about this being my only night off

After last week

-5 Karaoke Shows
-2 Project Grads
-2 Wedding Receptions
-1 8th Grade Celebration
-1 Retro Night
-1 Country Night

and a partridge (preferably Susan Day sans feathers) in a pear tree, I deserve a full box of merlot

I know the feeling. I have had 1 day off the last two weeks and now I get mon and tue.

Life is good.

05-23-2005, 12:20 AM
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05-23-2005, 12:46 AM	#4
ZootedGranny Chump Steamroller Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: . Casino cash: $10015042	Top 3 of all time: 3. David Hasselhoff "Hooked on a Feeling" Most of it is the intro music itself, but it gets even better once the visuals start sodomizing the figurative ass of your mind. Clutch segment: The HASS, standing on a moving motorcycle, and then leaping off and flying. 2. Stan Bush "The Touch" Terrible song, made even better by the video, where he shoots lasers out of his guitar during hard riffs. Clutch segment: the fact that it's from the Transformers movie, so it includes clips from the flick. It didn't hurt that the intro I saw to the video featured a live action clip of Optimus Prime telling a kid that he had to leave to attend an interstellar peace conference (no hyperbole), but he'd be back soon "to transform your day into an adventure." Bonus points for Paul Thomas Anderson having Dirk Diggler sing this in Boogie Nights. 1. Not a music video, but so awesome that it destroys any other music related clip I've ever seen. The year: 1983. The show: a James Brown concert. Without anything further, it's good enough to rank somewhere in the mid 20s. James Brown is breaking shit down, when he is told Michael Jackson is in the audience. From the stage, James Brown screams for MJ so much that Michael is basically forced to go onstage. Hilarity ensues when you realize he is dressed up in a blue general's jacket. Upon jumping on stage, he grabs the mic and sings better than anyone ever on the entire earth. Afterall, this isn't "kid touch" era MJ, this is prime MJ. For no reason, the band completely changes the song into something incredibly fast. Without missing a beat, MJ starts freaking dance moves all over the place. That ends the MJ segment...but MJ is seen whispering to James. James is being told that Prince is in the crowd. CLUTCH segment: An utterly drug destroyed Prince is seen being literally carried onto the stage by an enormous white guy with a giant santa beard and a tiger print sleeveless t-shirt. Prince, for some reason, has gloves on. He decides that he needs these gloves taken off, so that when he takes the stage, he can fully rock. He walks up, grabs a guitar and starts jamming with the band. IT IS FUNKY AS HELL. After about 30 seconds of jamming, Prince crouches near the front of the stage, and strums maybe once over the course of 16 bars. This does not please Prince. He decides he needs to take his shirt off. A shirtless Prince grabs the mic and kicks it back to him, in mid air grabbing the mic, and doing a crossover with it between his legs. He then whisper screams OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW into the mic, dances as if he needs to find the beat to start singing, and then decides to walk away and lead the crowd in clapping. He does this, and then bows and walks off the stage. As he is walking off the stage, he swings around a giant prop street lamp, pulling it down off the stage and into the crowd. He acts as if nothing is wrong.
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05-23-2005, 01:01 AM	#7
ZootedGranny Chump Steamroller Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: . Casino cash: $10015042	I'm uploading it to Yousendit. If everything goes well, I'll come back with a link to it so you can download it. It's not the entire clip that I used to have, but a smaller version that contains all the necessary visual treats.
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