Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

[AphexPhin]

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Donger

I actually thoroughly enjoyed Steel Magnolias. I've seen it many times, often without the wife. Women are fascinating.

"Get your roots done!"

First in

[durtyrute]

Originally Posted by Dayze

The Expendables
The Burbs
Mullholand Drive
Men In Black
Independnce Day

I logged in just to say **** YOU, the Burbs was awesome.

Oh yea, The Lady in the Water was ****ing garbage

[Frazod]

I'm not really sure how you could dislike the first Men In Black.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by frazod

I'm not really sure how you could dislike the first Men In Black.

It has Will Smith in it. No other reasons needed to hate it.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by frazod

First in

Oh come on. You must like some chick flicks.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Bridemaids? The Sweetest Thing?

[CleveSteve]

Bridesmaids is funny. It's not a chick flick, just stars a female cast.

The rest of those? Yikes.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by CleveSteve

Bridesmaids is funny. It's not a chick flick, just stars a female cast.

The rest of those? Yikes.

It's a chick flick, but pretty nasty.

[Pepe Silvia]

I think Clueless is the only chick flick I've seen that I can say wasn't entirely awful. Don't give me no man card shit because most people have seen that movie.

[Donger]

NSFW, but funny:

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Donger

NSFW, but funny:

Your penis makes me groove?

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Donger

Oh come on. You must like some chick flicks.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Bridemaids? The Sweetest Thing?

Never seen any of them.

[Bowser]

Somebody needs to tackle Donger before he does further damage.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Cheater5

'Independence Day'- went out to piss and get something to eat, ended up talking to a friend in the lobby and never went back in. No idea how the last hour wraps up this historically sh**ty movie.

Imacs have a plugin for alien technology.

[loochy]

The Hobbit

Yeah, I said it GoCheifs. So what?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Imacs have a plugin for alien technology.

Or the ships with kinetic barriers that can somehow let light in, but not the heat from a nuclear blast.