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Old 12-18-2008, 08:12 PM   Topic Starter
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Don't you wish your parents named you....
So I'm watching Texas play Stanford in women's volleyball. It's cool, there are miles and miles of legs with not much shorts.

So I'm enjoying the scenery and the announcer say's "Hooker with the kill" LOL OK, Hooker, that's rough. So then I looked her up to see WTF the deal was and check out this name. What in the shit were her parents thinking???

DESTINEE HOOKER

Come on dude. Name her Nicole or something. Seriously.

http://www.texassports.com/sports/w-...estinee00.html
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:22 PM   #2
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Some parents are very cruel. I do a lot of indexing of hospital records, and I've see some doozies. The ones I hate (especially since I have to pay closer attention when typing) is when they think of all sorts of crazy ways to spell common names. Amy becomes Aimee. Brandon becomes Brandyn (which seems a little feminine looking to me). Michael becomes Mykel. So on....
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:29 PM   #3
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Some parents are very cruel. I do a lot of indexing of hospital records, and I've see some doozies. The ones I hate (especially since I have to pay closer attention when typing) is when they think of all sorts of crazy ways to spell common names. Amy becomes Aimee. Brandon becomes Brandyn (which seems a little feminine looking to me). Michael becomes Mykel. So on....
Thanks for telling me were you bank. Stalker-ness shall now commence.
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:24 PM   #4
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i think Hooker is her last name ..... not much her parents can do about that.


but Destinee is still pretty funky


i supposed it could of been worse, they could of named her "Ima" or "Juawanna"
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:26 PM   #5
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:33 PM   #6
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It could be worse. Your parents could have named you Adolf Hitler (insert last name I can't remember).
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:02 PM   #7
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I had a student once who was named Chevelle

I commented that I had never heard that used as a name before, she promptly and proudly told me her parents named her that because she was conceived in a ....



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Old 12-18-2008, 09:42 PM   #8
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:10 PM   #9
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There is a man in North Carolina named "Harold Dick" and on his Sam's Club card it said "Harry Dick". I mean that is what he goes by. We used to look it up when I used to work there in college.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:04 PM   #10
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There is a man in North Carolina named "Harold Dick" and on his Sam's Club card it said "Harry Dick". I mean that is what he goes by. We used to look it up when I used to work there in college.
It's not quite as obvious, but there was a teacher at our high school named Harry Pusey.
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I swear to God on my both of my grandmothers' graves I know 4 people with the most ****ed up names and they are Father-Son

Harry Johnson and Harry Johson Jr.

And I went to school with

Richard aka "Dickie" Long jr son of Richard Long sr.

You really have to wonder sometimes
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Can you legally name your kid Lil bastard?
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:22 PM   #13
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I've posted this link before. Its a whole list of bad baby names.

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/
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I've never found one (aside from perhaps Adolph Hitler) that was worse than a girl at my high school. Her name was Tender Lee Mount.

(Tender, if you ever find this googling yourself, I'm glad you have a sense of humor about your name!)
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:11 PM   #15
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I've never found one (aside from perhaps Adolph Hitler) that was worse than a girl at my high school. Her name was Tender Lee Mount.

(Tender, if you ever find this googling yourself, I'm glad you have a sense of humor about your name!)
I once had a customer whose last name was c*unt. I thought it was a joke until she payed me with a check
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